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Management The end is nigh

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It makes too much sense for THIS to be the year we break the trophy drought.

All those Redknapp and Poch squads that performed so well yet won nothing, and this idiot who “always wins things in his second year” will somehow give us the worst league performance in modern history while winning a trophy.

And then we’ll have this Australian jackass holding it over our heads as he moonwalks away from our club. Spursy.
 
_mehstg said:
For a bit of fun how do we see the season playing out:

I think we will scrimp past Bodo by doing a job on them in the first leg and holding on grimly in the second leg...
West Ham away looks a nailed on defeat. This is their cup final and they will be bang up for it and as we have the second leg against Bodo to follow Ange will put out a team that resembles a smouldering mess of hot garbage. Palace at home is a reasonable opportunity to pick up a point. They have one eye on their cup final, can't get relegated, can't finish below us - got 2-2 written all over it...
Villa away will be a belly tickler... we have the Europa final on the 21st May so this is nothing more than fixture obligation and hopefully helping Villa beat Chelsea to 5th place. The Europa League final is the only game that presents a conundrum. Can we beat United AGAIN this season or would it be the most Spursy thing to reach the final and lose to this lot. For some reason I feel like it will be the later. As the great Bruce Almighty said "God is just a mean kid with a magnifying glass. And Spurs are the ant". Which all leads to Brighton at home, the twenty second defeat. Mason likely to be in charge and I can see levels of toxicity never seen before... I wonder what Levy's end of season notes will be like... anyway, that's my take... would love to hear what others think
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I will not believe the end is nigh until I see it on a sandwich board being worn by some crazy fucker at Oxford Circus.
 
Spurs 2-1 Bodo
West Ham 2-1 Spurs
Bodo 1-1 Spurs (with them hitting woodwork and missing loads of chances)
Spurs 1 - 2 Palace
Villa 3 - 0 Spurs
Spurs 1 - 2 Brighton
Bilbao 2 - 0 Spurs (we won’t have a shot on target first half, will muster a long range effort in the second, and Bilbao will just start knocking it around from about minute 60) .

Levy’s post season message will talk about what a tough season it’s been due to injuries and us being hard done by, he’s very pleased to see uptake on season tickets again after our “brave European adventure where we came so close” a bit of a “we go again” and says that hopefully next year we can get ourselves a trophy.

Ange leaves by ‘mutual consent’ and manages a team in Greece, South Africa or Mauritius where he wins their league cup.

Beyoncé announces further dates

Go Karting starts up again

We all find a different hobby.
 
Lose every league game. Lose the final.

Happy Will Ferrell GIF
 
Harrier said:
As much as I despise the Spursy tag you can just see us losing the EL Final to a shite United that decide to turn up like they did in the FA Cup Final! 🤯

If Bilbao get through they’ll likely muller us in the final.
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Utd have been ordinary to shit since Fergie left, but they have still found a way to win trophies, it’s in their DNA.

It’s in our DNA to find a way not to win trophies.
 
Stateside Spur said:
It makes too much sense for THIS to be the year we break the trophy drought.

All those Redknapp and Poch squads that performed so well yet won nothing, and this idiot who “always wins things in his second year” will somehow give us the worst league performance in modern history while winning a trophy.

And then we’ll have this Australian jackass holding it over our heads as he moonwalks away from our club. Spursy.
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Or, more in keeping with normal Spursy, we win fuck all , sack Ange , install a new crappy manager and re-sign Werner and Lenglet on loan.
 
I think we're nailed on to win the EL just to round out the Spursiest 18 months ever.

Worst league season in our PL history, and likely 30 years but potentially 45 years.

Also 1st trophy in 17 seasons and biggest in 34 or 41 years depending on your preference.
 
Stateside Spur said:
It makes too much sense for THIS to be the year we break the trophy drought.

All those Redknapp and Poch squads that performed so well yet won nothing, and this idiot who “always wins things in his second year” will somehow give us the worst league performance in modern history while winning a trophy.

And then we’ll have this Australian jackass holding it over our heads as he moonwalks away from our club. Spursy.
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The EPITOME of Spursy!!

Os22 said:
Spurs 2-1 Bodo
West Ham 2-1 Spurs
Bodo 1-1 Spurs (with them hitting woodwork and missing loads of chances)
Spurs 1 - 2 Palace
Villa 3 - 0 Spurs
Spurs 1 - 2 Brighton
Bilbao 2 - 0 Spurs (we won’t have a shot on target first half, will muster a long range effort in the second, and Bilbao will just start knocking it around from about minute 60) .

Levy’s post season message will talk about what a tough season it’s been due to injuries and us being hard done by, he’s very pleased to see uptake on season tickets again after our “brave European adventure where we came so close” a bit of a “we go again” and says that hopefully next year we can get ourselves a trophy.

Ange leaves by ‘mutual consent’ and manages a team in Greece, South Africa or Mauritius where he wins their league cup.

Beyoncé announces further dates

Go Karting starts up again

We all find a different hobby.
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How do I get the keys to your Time Machine???
 
MemphisWill said:
I think we're nailed on to win the EL just to round out the Spursiest 18 months ever.

Worst league season in our PL history, and likely 30 years but potentially 45 years.

Also 1st trophy in 17 seasons and biggest in 34 or 41 years depending on your preference.
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We are never nailed on to win anything. This is just going to be another lesson in Spurs-related misery. The CL final in 2019 broke most of us I think.

I'll be ecstatic if we win the EL but I'm not even going to get close to feeling hopeful unless we're at least 5 up in injury time in a final
 
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