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Transfers The Summer Transfer Edging Thread 2025

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manmountainbutters said:
The go carts come, the go carts go
But the man with no hair runs the show!
A darewalk, concert or stadium tour?
Just don't mention football. No, not any more
The fans only wish their team could Excel
An application sweet Daniel knows well
Eze, Mbeumo, Kudus, or Takai?
As usual we pick the one in a nappy
This window feels weirdly like 2018
The most depressing we've ever seen
Now it looks like Cristian will walk
The only salvation a Levy pep-talk
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JDefoe said:
This is pretty transparently West Ham trying to get more bidders involved.
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So WHY DO clubs like West Ham & Chelsea refuse to, or at least are reluctant to do business with us...
Is it ALL down to Levy...?

Is this part of the 'Tight fisted Levy' being impossible to do business with narrative...?

Or, IS there STILL a narrative there, lurking far deeper and darker than people would accept or believe?!
 
1882 said:
So WHY DO clubs like West Ham & Chelsea refuse to, or at least are reluctant to do business with us...
Is it ALL down to Levy...?

Is this part of the 'Tight fisted Levy' being impossible to do business with narrative...?

Or, IS there STILL a narrative there, lurking far deeper and darker than people would accept or believe?!
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Simple answer.

They're both anti-semitic cunt clubs who enjoy sucking each other off.
 
Shadydan said:
What is this based on?
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Simply my opinion of the player from the little I have seen some articles I have read. Unfortunately I can't guarantee my opinion is or will be correct and if he comes, hopefully not. But his body language in games I have seen him comes under question for me. As I said, for that sort of money I would personally prefer Eze or Elliott.
 
GOAT said:
A chat-gpt poem about the Levy-outers and spurs transfer window.

Tottenham is white
Never ever red
All Levy outers
Are fucking braindead.

Spurs will sign some young guns
They won't cost a lot
But please rest assured
Bald cunt will put his hand in the pot.

:levyeyes:

Bit harsh, chatgpt! Very rude. I, for one, am shocked and appalled.
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Sad Baby GIF
 
1882 said:
So WHY DO clubs like West Ham & Chelsea refuse to, or at least are reluctant to do business with us...
Is it ALL down to Levy...?

Is this part of the 'Tight fisted Levy' being impossible to do business with narrative...?

Or, IS there STILL a narrative there, lurking far deeper and darker than people would accept or believe?!
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There's a narrative in the media that people lap-up and (abhorrently enough) celebrate, not least on here.

The tabloids and media aren't friends of spurs fans - they just want clicks.
 
Nobody3 said:
Simply my opinion of the player from the little I have seen some articles I have read. Unfortunately I can't guarantee my opinion is or will be correct and if he comes, hopefully not. But his body language in games I have seen him comes under question for me. As I said, for that sort of money I would personally prefer Eze or Elliott.
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I mean it's a lazy analysis really and nothing to suggest it, he's Prem ready, he's played at a high level in the CL for 3 years.

He has been inconsistent (last season) but even for West Ham he was never as inconsistent or disinterested as Ndombele was, Ndombele only completed something like 12 90 matches with us for example, then got shipped around Europe for 3 years because he couldn't find a home.
 
Teach said:
Well the fact Brentford wanted him is a good reason why he’s not good enough for us - their revenue is 1/4 of us so Frank should be looking to level up and buy far better players than his previous targets eg mid shit like Johnson and Gray.
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Johnson has scored a goal every three games last season for us in the PL last season, and eighteen in fifty one since joining us, plus five in thirteen in the EL.

Overall since joining us he has had nineteen assists in just over a hundred games.

Can he improve well, yes, and I think Frank will do that.

As for him being " mid-shit" well only an idiot would suggest that.
 
Col_McCafferty said:
Fucking poetry.

THIS is what this thread has come to.

Sign someone you bald tight-fisted bastard, anyone, please, for the love of God!

Look Whos Talking Now Omg GIF
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There once was a poster, McAfferty,
Whose rants had a furious clarity.
“Bald Levy’s a miser!”
He’d post, none the wiser,
As we signed sod-all in prosperity.

Old Col_McAfferty’s losing the plot,
Screaming, “Spend some you bald-headed twot!”
Levy sits tight,
Won't splash for shite,
And our transfer hopes go to rot.
Col_McAfferty’s balls are in bits,
From wanking at Levy’s tight shits.
No players, no spend,
It’s driving him round the bend,
While Baldy just pockets and sits.

There’s a poster named Col on the Cock,
Who calls Levy a bald fucking cock.
No strikers, no spend,
Same bollocks again,
While Spurs fans all sob on their jock.

Col_McAfferty screams like a loon,
“Levy’s a tight-fisted bald fucking goon!”
No transfers, no hope,
Just a limp, useless dope,
While we all wank in tears to a spoon.

Old Col’s got a cock full of rage,
At Levy, that slap-headed sage.
Won’t spend a damn quid,
Won’t splash for a lid,
While we’re left wanking sad in a cage.
 
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