Lads, it'll be Paqueta. Don't even start getting excited, and for the love of God, DO NOT OPEN A THREAD!
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Lads, it'll be Paqueta. Don't even start getting excited, and for the love of God, DO NOT OPEN A THREAD!
Honestly don’t do it to yourself!There might be a small chance of signing Simons if Frank can convince him of a clear plan and that he would be a fundamental part of our team. Rather than chelsea's 14th signing who might or might not start often there. Depends on his character and ambition I guess.
I actually own a pair.
Also, M&S now do stretchy pants cords, which is the perfect blend of business and pleasure.
Lads, it'll be Paqueta. Don't even start getting excited, and for the love of God, DO NOT OPEN A THREAD!
If it’s a fat bird you are best off going back to her place as there will always be food in the fridge! Apparently …. Not talking from experience or anythingBut you console yourself with the re-assuring thought that you only want fatbird in your house if she genuinely improves the place, and that there was a very real chance of her breaching the strict "no dickheads" rule.

Also implies that we most likely won't sign him so no big hope here!
Lads, it'll be Paqueta. Don't even start getting excited, and for the love of God, DO NOT OPEN A THREAD!
I thought they were more eighties,along with the faded Lois jeans and Rubert bear scarves
Don't get me wrong, I like Paqueta, but he's just a tier below the likes of MGW and Eze, with Rogers being a tier above those 2.I never watch the Spammers unless we are playing them so wasn't sure on Paqueta, but after watching this reel, he seems a decent player and like Kudus, tough to get off the ball, and he has a good strike on him.
If he is only around 35m, seems a decent price for a 28 yr old.
Paqueta goals, assists and skills
If I had to pick between Simons or Paqueta, I'd choose Simons, but I'd be content with Paqueta. I explained my rating of Paqueta in my comment above.

I’m not gay but the way you have described yourself I can see your appealWell, well, well.
Xavi Simons eh?
Like the fat bird at the disco, she looked at me at 9.30, in my Marks and Sparks pullover and delicious corduroy trousers and thought she could do better.
Guess what, it's 1.45am, everyone else has partnered up, and considering how much I've drunk, I have a roughly 58% chance of implementing (and maintaining) an erection.
And all of a sudden she's keen.
I think a better analogy is that it's 1:45 am and the guy she really likes is talking to another girl. She dances with someone she isn't interested in to get his attention. Then the guy she likes takes her home and the other guy goes to Waffle House and reads Fighting Cock posts on his phone while he waits for his hash browns.Well, well, well.
Xavi Simons eh?
Like the fat bird at the disco, she looked at me at 9.30, in my Marks and Sparks pullover and delicious corduroy trousers and thought she could do better.
Guess what, it's 1.45am, everyone else has partnered up, and considering how much I've drunk, I have a roughly 58% chance of implementing (and maintaining) an erection.
And all of a sudden she's keen.
Have you no taste? Clearly Levis.
I thought they were more eighties,along with the faded Lois jeans and Rubert bear scarves
tbf I'd far rather be the guy who ends up in Waffle House on Fighting Cock, waiting around for hash browns.I think a better analogy is that it's 1:45 am and the guy she really likes is talking to another girl. She dances with someone she isn't interested in to get his attention. Then the guy she likes takes her home and the other guy goes to Waffle House and reads Fighting Cock posts on his phone while he waits for his hash browns.