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Transfers The Summer Transfer Edging Thread 2025

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Lads, it'll be Paqueta. Don't even start getting excited, and for the love of God, DO NOT OPEN A THREAD!
I Dare You Do It GIF
 
But you console yourself with the re-assuring thought that you only want fatbird in your house if she genuinely improves the place, and that there was a very real chance of her breaching the strict "no dickheads" rule.
If it’s a fat bird you are best off going back to her place as there will always be food in the fridge! Apparently …. Not talking from experience or anything :frankwtf:
 
Lads, it'll be Paqueta. Don't even start getting excited, and for the love of God, DO NOT OPEN A THREAD!

I never watch the Spammers unless we are playing them so wasn't sure on Paqueta, but after watching this reel, he seems a decent player and like Kudus, tough to get off the ball, and he has a good strike on him.

If he is only around 35m, seems a decent price for a 28 yr old.

Paqueta goals, assists and skills
 
I never watch the Spammers unless we are playing them so wasn't sure on Paqueta, but after watching this reel, he seems a decent player and like Kudus, tough to get off the ball, and he has a good strike on him.

If he is only around 35m, seems a decent price for a 28 yr old.

Paqueta goals, assists and skills
Don't get me wrong, I like Paqueta, but he's just a tier below the likes of MGW and Eze, with Rogers being a tier above those 2.
 
Well, well, well.

Xavi Simons eh?

Like the fat bird at the disco, she looked at me at 9.30, in my Marks and Sparks pullover and delicious corduroy trousers and thought she could do better.

Guess what, it's 1.45am, everyone else has partnered up, and considering how much I've drunk, I have a roughly 58% chance of implementing (and maintaining) an erection.

And all of a sudden she's keen.
I’m not gay but the way you have described yourself I can see your appeal
 
Well, well, well.

Xavi Simons eh?

Like the fat bird at the disco, she looked at me at 9.30, in my Marks and Sparks pullover and delicious corduroy trousers and thought she could do better.

Guess what, it's 1.45am, everyone else has partnered up, and considering how much I've drunk, I have a roughly 58% chance of implementing (and maintaining) an erection.

And all of a sudden she's keen.
I think a better analogy is that it's 1:45 am and the guy she really likes is talking to another girl. She dances with someone she isn't interested in to get his attention. Then the guy she likes takes her home and the other guy goes to Waffle House and reads Fighting Cock posts on his phone while he waits for his hash browns.
 
I thought they were more eighties,along with the faded Lois jeans and Rubert bear scarves

I associate them with Baggy/Madchester/Rave vibes. I used to have yellow Rupert Bear trousers in the 90s too! :D

To me 80s were closed ankle jeans with zips on the knees (white; if going to the school disco!), nylon tracksuits (Adidas, Fila, Tacchini) and Nike wind-runner jackets...... But perhaps I was a bit younger.
 
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I think a better analogy is that it's 1:45 am and the guy she really likes is talking to another girl. She dances with someone she isn't interested in to get his attention. Then the guy she likes takes her home and the other guy goes to Waffle House and reads Fighting Cock posts on his phone while he waits for his hash browns.
tbf I'd far rather be the guy who ends up in Waffle House on Fighting Cock, waiting around for hash browns.
 
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