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AberdeenYid said:
I think that was the joke….😂
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Apologies.

Jimmy Fallon I Had No Idea GIF by The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon
 
Papafeels said:
I lived in the West End for a couple of years, gorgeous. Loads of nice areas in the city. It's the 3rd biggest city in the UK, it's obviously going to have some terrible areas.

I'd much rather spend a few days in Glasgow than say.... Aberdeen. I actually spent far too much time there because I seen a girl from Newburgh for a while.
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The West End is the 10% that isn’t a shithole. Fair.

Aye, Aberdeen is a challenge. Maybe 50% shithole. Glasgow is just a bit dirty and smelly, but a fair whack of Aberdeen has got a scary undercurrent in the last couple of decades. Not the place I grew up in at all.

Well done for taking on a Newburgh lass, what with her having flippers instead of hands. Weird, cousin fucking folk up there.
 
John Duncan said:
Have you ever seen that film , you know the one ; it was set in Tokyo and starred Scarlett Johansson and Bill Murray . ( And I think it was directed by Sofia Coppola) .

The actual title escapes me for the moment though . Maybe someone can help me out .
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That's amusing, I was talking about Suntory whiskey last night and also couldn't remember the name of the film. Put scarjo on the map. I thought the whiskey was made up, but now I think the film was made for them.
 
AberdeenYid said:
The West End is the 10% that isn’t a shithole. Fair.

Aye, Aberdeen is a challenge. Maybe 50% shithole. Glasgow is just a bit dirty and smelly, but a fair whack of Aberdeen has got a scary undercurrent in the last couple of decades. Not the place I grew up in at all.

Well done for taking on a Newburgh lass, what with her having flippers instead of hands. Weird, cousin fucking folk up there.
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It was a strange fucking time my dude. Strange fucking time. I had to spend an unfortunate amount of time on Ellon, nights out in the Curry club. What a time.
 
Papafeels said:
It was a strange fucking time my dude. Strange fucking time. I had to spend an unfortunate amount of time on Ellon, nights out in the Curry club. What a time.
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Right on the inbred border there. Any further north and you are in the land of strange barns you aren’t allowed into, because there’s a female tied to a pole as a baby machine for the family.

Did you actually manage to converse? Doric must’ve been a nightmare for you. My other half is from Stoke Newington and just smiles politely at my parents when she hears them speak.
 
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AberdeenYid said:
Right on the inbred border there. Any further north and you are in the land of strange barns you aren’t allowed into, because there’s a female tied to a pole as a baby machine for the family.

Did you actually manage to converse? Doric must’ve been a nightmare for you. My other half is from Stoke Newington and just smiles politely at my parents when she hears them speak.
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Oh, I went to Peterhead a few times. I think that was the final straw 😂

Also, they type like they speak. I was fucking lost as an Irish guy there.
 
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