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Player James Maddison
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A sloth has giant claws. No chance. It would rip through cellophan like butter.
I go with a tame horse .
A wild animal is tough i come back after some research in my local zoo tomorrow.
Maybe you will hear my findings on the news before i can post them...
A horse is too long. By the time you’ve gone nose to tail, it’s fucked off.
And no picking tame anything. Or decrepit. Or stunned. Or unconscious. A standard animal with standard behaviour. You cunts trying to game the system.
Your op was largest live animal. So my first choice is still a horse. I would start at the neck with a leash of cellophan attached to the lamppost .A horse is too long. By the time you’ve gone nose to tail, it’s fucked off.
And no picking tame anything. Or decrepit. Or stunned. Or unconscious. A standard animal with standard behaviour. You cunts trying to game the system.
From there on I should have a decent chance...
So whats your pick ?
goggle what is
i killed thoses
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goggle what isthe least harmless animal /the most dangerous animal?
The least harmless animal(i.e., the most dangerous animalthat seems harmless) is often considered the freshwater snail, which causes over 200,000 deaths annually via parasitic diseases. Other top contenders for "deadly but misunderstood" include mosquitoes (disease vector),cone snails (venom),stonefish, and evenhippopotamuses,which are highly aggressive
i killed one of thoses
A hippopotamuses would be the cl of this "Sport "
I wouldnt touch any kind of snail but there are some really big ones out there.
What if the lamppost is under water? Dolphins are easy to handle but cellophane under water would be a real mess...
Good luck with the book. Everyone should experience Peterhead at least once. It's an experience.
A leash? Clever. That’s like coming up with a great way to throw a copper kettle over a pub.
My pick? Fuck knows. I’m asking , not telling. Maybe a giant turtle?
Surprisingly small for someone who gave birth to a behemoth. An easy win for you there.Ya mum.
Do Celtic fans still call their end ‘The Jungle’?
Down by the old docks is ok as it’s all been rebuilt and we had a long weekend there not long ago and enjoyed it!
Yeah can't rush him. He's ready when he's ready.
Given the gaping holes in our attack, we could bloody use him off the bench in the last couple of games, though. A pin-point Maddison through ball or free kick could well be what saves us - the margins are that fine.
giant tortoise surely could flip it onto its back and push it into the right spot then wrap the cunt while he tries to right himself
As there's nothing that says you can't use equipment to prepare/facilitate, I reckon I could cellophane a blue whale to a lamppost. Once it's beached, all that's needed is just digging a tunnel under to go under the whale, around the pole, over the whale, and back again.
This needs its own thread.
But no. You have an animal and cellophane. No access to earth moving equipment. This isn’t Gold Rush.
He simply HAS to play now....
If he's there just to gee up lesser players from the bench, then he's not playing anyway...
If he can give us 30 minutes per game for the final 4, then that's 2 hours football we get out of him that we wouldn't from sitting on the bench making Austin & Dragusin laugh!!
....but by our record, he'll come on against Villa on the hour, and hobble off again on 61 minutes!
fuck this season to the hills and back!
If he's there just to gee up lesser players from the bench, then he's not playing anyway...
If he can give us 30 minutes per game for the final 4, then that's 2 hours football we get out of him that we wouldn't from sitting on the bench making Austin & Dragusin laugh!!
....but by our record, he'll come on against Villa on the hour, and hobble off again on 61 minutes!
fuck this season to the hills and back!
If he can play, and start, play him for the first half, create as many chances for Tel and Richy and himself and hopefully we can bang in 3 goals at least. Then play with 7 at the back to defend the lead on 2nd half lol.