How many did you knock out last night on your goon idol, Cunto?
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How many did you knock out last night on your goon idol, Cunto?
Baldini needs to go for what happened with the Bale money and Levy should be on his final warning from Joe Lewis.
The players just seem tired or unwilling at the moment - shame they went 'on the beach' two or three games too early imo.......as City could have still come back towards us
Ok then Samuel. No agenda, right?
So find me a post from last season, when Titan Timmy suffered a defeat, and you posted this...
"Pure fucking shit management."
Oh, no...you can't can you....![]()
We are on for the lowest league position since 2008-09 when we were bottom with 2 points after 8 games - how's that right ? Spurs are falling away very badly season on season. 4th,5th,6th and maybe as low as 8th this season. How many points are the Goons above us ? "Mind the Gap" remember...... the glory days when it was only a point or two ? This is back to where we were a decade ago and something needs to change in and in a hurry.
limited Cup "success" this season is not something to hide behind. That was an easy run to Wembley and the team had their balls handed to them on a plate on the biggest stage. In the FA Cup we were utter turd. Europa league was painful and did not have to be ( Poch ever hear that football is entertainment ? ) This "Transitional" season nonsense is an excuse. Losing is ok, losing with no heart or losing because we have no tactics or plan B is just not acceptable. Unless someone wakes the fuck up that team that beat us today could well end up swapping places with us next season and I would not fancy this bunch of cunts winning a relegation scrap.
What we have been doing is watching a mismanaged and haphazardly constructed collection of footballers, coalesce into something resembling a good standard premiership football team.
I'm not sure what all the angst is about - to be perfectly honest.
Positives - chick king, mates, Antwerp Arms and cider.
Negatives - every thing else.
Still at least I have the ladies game vs Lewes to look forward to tomorrow!
And anyone kidding themselves that Jan is "ill" should just wake up. This club has some problems.
Go on - what's the conspiracy theory?
I wasn't there early enough yesterday, but apparently he was doing some fitness work with one of the coaches just after the team had been named......would suggest to me he's missed some training sessions through the reported illness and they were taking the opportunity to give him a workout rather than drag him in for training this morning.
I dont believe a top athlete cant shake off a cold in two weeks. We are all very quick to assume Stambouli, and Fazio and Dembele, Kaboul, Ade, Lennon, Capoue, Vlad....................are dropped for attitude problems.
Is it really so far fetched to think Jan and Poch have had a run in..?
I'm not sure what all the angst is about - to be perfectly honest.
What we have been doing is watching a mismanaged and haphazardly constructed collection of footballers, coalesce into something resembling a good standard premiership football team.
- under the leadership of (yet another) manager, who has taken over from an (uneducated and completely) inexperienced premiership manager, employed as a temporary stand-in until the incumbent arrived.
The naivete's predecessor (the Golden child) took over from, arguably, the closest manager we have had to (adhering to) the ethos of Bill Nick, who was sacked for being too big for his boots, by having the entire British press corps declare him the best "next" England manager.
The Golden child managed to transform one of the most exciting and entertaining football teams in Britain - into a form of sporting narcolepsy - instantly transforming the resurrected "spirit of 61" into a footballing variation of "The Walking Dead."
The incumbent has somehow managed to take the aforementioned rag-tag army to the vinegar strokes of nirvana (CL qualification) and has now had the effrontery to not consummate the promise, despite (in footballing terms -) being hung like a hamster.
So now – to take a medical view of things - we have the dispiriting and, to be perfectly honest, fucking embarrassing shit storm of an autopsy - where multiple personalities with no relevant medical qualifications, attempt to deduce the reason for death, without ever considering that the child hasn't actually died yet.
The self-appointed coroner had been predicting death for a while, and whilst protesting that he wasn't blaming the incumbent child minder, has now come out and declared "him" as the murderer, without seeking to concern himself with the lack of a (totally) dead body.
Several other self-qualified practitioners have decided to work their way through a variety of previous suspects, and we now have a major medical dilemma.
A massive argument over the diagnosis of death, of a still live body, by unqualified physicians, who have not only attempted to declare the reason for death - but also the culprit...............the Coroner taking the simplest, easiest and least intelligent path of resistance - by declaring the current baby sitter as the murderer of the still live corpse of baby “Spurs.”
It seems such a shame to ignore the fact that the child was sick when he was given the job, and yet despite the limitations, got the child to sing and dance before it fell back into the semi comatose state it was in before he was employed.
Nobody has missed that the child is ill, and doesn't sing as well, or dance as divinely, but we all seem to be missing that we all want the child to get better, stronger and go on to better things, and that fundamentally we all have the same set of desires for the childs future.
And that we should recognise the skill that the current baby sitter has ably demonstrated, with nothing but a sickly child to work with.
Personally, I'd like to reserve judgement on his terms of employment, until he has shown what he can teach a fit and healthy child to do.
that was the point - it wasn't meant to be taken as a literal written appreciation. I was just fed up with the post debacle shit stormWhat the amazing Dr Fuckballs are you watching? I've seen a couple of great performances in massive games (with Kane being the big difference), about two or three matches where we've really outplayed middling opposition and otherwise the season has been a mess.
I don't care if a manager starts off badly, but I do care if they aren't making progress. Even if they aren't all 'your players' (and no manager has that luxury apart from Wenger) a good manager works with what he has and either makes them his players or adapts.
Oh, and the dead baby argument is comical.
never met him, but I have seen a couple of thousand managers (I think) since I have been a supporter and the ones that lasted the longest seemed to get the best results
I think its because they found out that he shot Kennedy and masterminded 911 - it's their way of saying they are unhappy.For me, the angst is because the first quote WAS true, but with the exact same set of players, it is now, very, very untrue.
Its a concern when either the manager has burned his players into total exhaustion so they cant play his ONE successful gameplan, yet he point blank refuses to rest them.
Or, the players are point blank refusing to do what is required of them.
I don't care if a manager starts off badly, but I do care if they aren't making progress. Even if they aren't all 'your players' (and no manager has that luxury apart from Wenger) a good manager works with what he has and either makes them his players or adapts.
I think its because they found out that he shot Kennedy and masterminded 911 - it's there way of saying they are unhappy.
I love conspiracy theories - well I would if it wasn't for the fact that I know that the communists start them all.
I think its because they found out that he shot Kennedy and masterminded 911 - it's there way of saying they are unhappy.
I love conspiracy theories - well I would if it wasn't for the fact that I know that the communists start them all.
Mick instead of talking shit, just stay on topic for once.
sorry Daddy
Do you think we were better earlier in the season?
yes
If so, why do think we have changed our gameplan, and abandoned pressing?
I don't think we have, a combination of fatigue, and everyone working out what we are doing has caused us to be in the position we are in. I made an analogy to Wimbledons success with a generally weak squad before - i see no reason to change my view
Two options, and both have been used to excuse Poch.
1) players are knackered I can believe, we have played a lot of games this season
2) players are refusing to do what he says I love conspiracy theories - well I would if it wasn't for the fact that I know that the communists start them all.
For me, BOTH reasons lay massive concerns at the feet of the manager. You dont say anything, just ramble on about how patient you are and how unfair others are being.Really Sammy - I hadn't noticed you making that point before?
If i put lewis Hamilton in a Mercedes Benz E-class for the F1 season, would you blame Lewis for coming last, claim the car was no good, the mechanics had it in for him - or that the team owners gave him the wrong tools to do the job - but give him credit for staying competitive and getting the best out of what he was given?
I can give reasons for my feelings on Poch. Whats your reasoning for being optimistic? Optimistic? Seriously? I have been making negative comments all season about how I feel that the general standard of our team is below a competitive level, and in an analogy pointed out that sometimes it sings and dances, sometimes is croons and walks, and sometimes it wails and trips over it own feet. The squad of players is what it is. Think of silk purses and sows ears, and polishing turds. I think if he can achieve what he has with what he's got, he must be an OK manager. Do you think the current Chelsea squad would be where we are or where they are with Poch in charge? I think they would be where they are.
From what I can gather, people seem to be waiting for the summer when Poch will get alllll the players he wants to fit his system and alllll the unicorns will come out, and rainbows and ballons and sunshine all the way to our cup glory and title challenge. Mental.
100% right, its never going to happen.People need to accept that We only have one great player, and we have a couple of good players - we might even have a second great player - but he's going to look like a spare prick at a lesbians wedding if we continually fail to feed passes to him in reasonable positions. When I think back across the season to all of the best passes I have seen, to players who did or should have scored, in great positions - most of them have been passes played by Harry Kane - which isn't the way it's supposed to work.
Jesus sammy the analogy is a simple one and isn't really up for discussion. A merc saloon isn't ever going to win an F1 raceMick Cooper
"If i put lewis Hamilton in a Mercedes Benz E-class for the F1 season, would you blame Lewis for coming last, claim the car was no good, the mechanics had it in for him - or that the team owners gave him the wrong tools to do the job - but give him credit for staying competitive and getting the best out of what he was given?"
Poch isnt getting the best anymore though. If Lewis had won races convincingly with that very same car by driving a certain way, then suddenly he stopped driving that way and became crap, Id question his tactics.
And if he said "the car is overworked and needs a service", Id question why he point blank refused to service it.