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Ex-Spurs Player Érik Lamela

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THFC-Israel said:
Last year I wrote this ode to Eriksen during his injury and he came back even meaner. Time to replicate

Dear Erik, you still ain't trained or twitted, I hope you have a chance
I ain't mad - I just think it's FUCKED UP the club doesn't update fans
If you can't play or be seen outside the complex
you don't have to, but you coulda told Poch we're worried
That's my fantasy team man, it's halfway through
And I'm waiting since gameweek 1 to captain you and beat those wankers from the board,
four months and the club said fuck all
That's pretty shitty man - you're like our fucking idol
we want Sissoko to be just like you man, he'd liked to more than we do
I ain't that mad though, I just don't like being lied to
Remember when we met this summer - you said if I'd write you
you would write back - see I'm just like you in a way
I can't gain weight either
i just want a body like Toby Alderweireld
I can relate to what you're doing in your play
so when I have a shitty day, I watch your highlights and jerk away
cause I don't really got shit else so that shit helps when I'm depressed
I even got a tattoo with Coco across the chest
Sometimes I even try to curl a ball with my clumsy feet
I'm like Andy Carroll, the failure is a natural thing for me
See everytime you play it's class, and I love you cause you're magic
My girlfriend's jealous cause I wanked on your goal against asteras
But she don't know you like I know you Erik, maybe some wanker on TFC does
She don't know what it was like for yids in the 90s growing up
You gotta come back man, Son is annoying me like shit without you
Sincerely yours, P.S. you should be inside me too


When is he back?
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That was gold, GOLD !
 
THFC-Israel said:
Last year I wrote this ode to Eriksen during his injury and he came back even meaner. Time to replicate

Dear Erik, you still ain't trained or twitted, I hope you have a chance
I ain't mad - I just think it's FUCKED UP the club doesn't update fans
If you can't play or be seen outside the complex
you don't have to, but you coulda told Poch we're worried
That's my fantasy team man, it's halfway through
And I'm waiting since gameweek 1 to captain you and beat those wankers from the board,
four months and the club said fuck all
That's pretty shitty man - you're like our fucking idol
we want Sissoko to be just like you man, he'd liked to more than we do
I ain't that mad though, I just don't like being lied to
Remember when we met this summer - you said if I'd write you
you would write back - see I'm just like you in a way
I can't gain weight either
i just want a body like Toby Alderweireld
I can relate to what you're doing in your play
so when I have a shitty day, I watch your highlights and jerk away
cause I don't really got shit else so that shit helps when I'm depressed
I even got a tattoo with Coco across the chest
Sometimes I even try to curl a ball with my clumsy feet
I'm like Andy Carroll, the failure is a natural thing for me
See everytime you play it's class, and I love you cause you're magic
My girlfriend's jealous cause I wanked on your goal against asteras
But she don't know you like I know you Erik, maybe some wanker on TFC does
She don't know what it was like for yids in the 90s growing up
You gotta come back man, Son is annoying me like shit without you
Sincerely yours, P.S. you should be inside me too


When is he back?
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I think the entire INTERWEBFACETWATNET is bowing down to you right now...

I fucking LOVE M&M Lyric references... Manfred Mann were lyrical geniuses wasn't they?
 
Hamilton said:
I'm just going to stop believing Lamela-related rumors entirely.
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Dan Kilpatrick was saying both Lamela and the club were emphatically furious about the press claiming he wasn't playing because he was sad his dog died.

I think at this point it's pretty clear that no one in the press has any "special relationship" with anyone who knows Lamela, so they're just going to throw shit at the wall because Erik doesn't comment.
 
spursmalc said:
Where did you see that? Official site quotes him saying starting to run a bit and need to be cautious.
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You know what, I definitely read some article re Lamela injury and must have been pre occupied. They pad articles out at the end with other info on players, I think, as I can't even remember exactly which one it was, that it must have been about Toby. So, 'Tuesday too early but available Saturday' quote by pochettino must have been referring to Toby in a Lamela article
I was really sure, maybe more happy though, at the time & posted it, but I wasn't correct.
My mistake, sorry
 
Joe Clash Joe Clash , this Trainspotter Trainspotter cat, bit of a pipes ?

I like these voyeurs a lot, Joe. It's nice when they breach the meniscus every now and again.
 
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