A Song for Sandro...

[Anthony Beale]

"His name issss Sandrooo,
and he'll break your fucking legssss"
(Rio)

"His name is Sandro,
He likes his Kung fu,
Chuck Norris asked him for a fiiight, Sandro punched out his fucking lights"
(Copacabana)

 

[eggsoakley]

SADRO SADRO SADRO SADRO SADRO?

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Whoops, trying to type whilst at work and pretend your not on a spurs forum is quite hard. There was also a lot of An's forgetting the N was typical.

 

[tevezito]

SandroBeast is made of steel
Who am I to disagree?
He travels the world in the Spurs midfield
Everybody's given a thumping

Sandro just wants to use you
Sandro just gets amused by you
Sandro just wants to abuse you
Sandro just wants to be amused

Holds his head up, Keeps his head up, Moves it on
Throws his guts up, Moves it on, Chucks his guts up, Moves it on
Holds his head up, Moves it on, Keeps his head up, Moves it on
Throws his guts up, Moves it on, Chucks his guts up...

SandroBeast is made of steel...

Repeat for 90 minutes

 

[VirginiaSpur]

Sandro just wants to use you
Sandro just gets amused by you
Sandro just wants to abuse you
Sandro just wants to be amused

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Quality.

 

[Furball man]

Change every other word to football or tackle or goal or .....aww fuck it you get the idea . Where's my £5?

 

[dmarchantthfc]

Sandro's song of;

Sandro, Sandro,
Tottenham Hotspurs Brazillian Yido

Seemed to spread wide and far tonight.

Next player song needed for; Caulker

 

[Furball man]

Sandro's song of;

Sandro, Sandro,
Tottenham Hotspurs Brazillian Yido

Seemed to spread wide and far tonight.

Next player song needed for; Caulker

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Good effort but I'm not sure about the bit about Caulker,it doesn't rhyme

 

[HairyRaodmap]

To the tune of Mambo Italiano


Hey, Sandro! Hombre Brasilano!
Hey, Sandro! Meio-campo Tottenham!
Go, go, go mix it up Sandro style.
All you Spurs give it up Sandro style..... with a .....
Hey, Sandro! Hombre Brasilano!
Hey, Sandro! Meio-campo Tottenham!

 

[fatfish]

To the tune of the Addams Family.

He's twice as good as Gerrard,
Ten times better than Lampard,
Does Kung Fu, so he's well hard,
He's Sandro, He's a beeeeeeeaaaaassssstttttt.

 

[Dru]

I find the 'he's Tottenham Hotspurs Brazilian yiddo' really hard to sing when drunk.

 

[Pie and Mash]

"Born is The King"

"Caulker,Caulker,Caulker,Caulker,
Please listen to your Goalkeeper"

 

[SanDiegoYiddo]

Need to incorporate "beast" in there somewhere.