It's XMAS 2039. Spurs are playing Plymouth Argyle to stay out of the relegation places in League 1.
Deuterz is enjoying a sherry while his Grandson watches the football.
Grandson Deuterz asks: "What did YOU do the year Tottenham went down, GrandpaDeuterz "
Detuerz takes a large sip of sherry. Wipes his gently leaking bulbous red nose. Smiles fondly and says:
"I owned the Angebois on TFC, son. I owned them good. You should have seen the poll".
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The bulbous red nose in this scenario was so unnecessary. I’m still pretty young man, got a while to go until whisky nose.
And I don’t like sherry. Can it be a baileys?