AVB song..no haterz

[josh_spurs]

To the tune of 'ohh Balotelli'

Ohhh Villas Boas, he's a gaffer, from Portugal
Chelsea didn't like him so he came to Tottenham
He loves the fans the fans love him he'll get top spot for 'em

REPEAT

 

[Furball man]

What's the tune " oh Balotelli"?

Don't know it, mind you he's never on the pitch much

 

[josh_spurs]

you have to sing it a bit differently for ours, but it works

 

[alexwooty]

Loved the AVB/Let it Be song going round at the Coventry match but thought there was room for improvement so...

When I find myself in times of trouble
Daniel Levy comes to me
Says I know a man called AVB
And in my hour of darkness
He was squatting there in front of me
Speaking words of wisdom, AVB

Chorus:
AVB, AVB; AVB, AVB
Whispers words of wisdom, AVB
AVB, AVB; AVB, AVB
Speaking words of wisdom, AVB

And all the broken hearted gooners
Eight years without a trophy
Wish they had a man like AVB
And though they may be wankers
There is still a chance that they will see
That their man's not a patch on AVB

Chorus to fade

 

[palmers_green_yid]

I like the 'he was squatting there in front of me' part!

 

[SanDiegoYiddo]

To the tune of 'ohh Balotelli'

Ohhh Villas Boas, he's a gaffer, from Portugal
Chelsea didn't like him so he came to Tottenham
He loves the fans the fans love him he'll get top spot for 'em

REPEAT

When you come in and say its to the tune of a cunty team's song... No.

 

[frontwheel]

What's wrong with AVB's Blue & White Army?

 

[josh_spurs]

Well every sing comes from somewhere, didn't we steal oh when the spurs from the saints? Although it is a song didn't they start it? It'd be more a show of support, sing for the shirt etc

 

[1882]

What's wrong with AVB's Blue & White Army?

Same as what's wrong with 'one Michael Dawson/Aaron Lennon'
...the game's moved on!

It's the football song equivalent of laced balls made of a pig's bladder!!

 

[Rocky]

He was squatting there in front of me

Sounds like he's about to shit in your mouth or something! :avbwtf:

 

[josh_spurs]

When you come in and say its to the tune of a cunty team's song... No.

Pity we got Vertonghen's one from them too, eh?

 

[Furball man]

I like the " Let it Be " one , especially the " Naaa naa naaa na na na na Hey ...."

Bollocks

 

[frontwheel]

Pity we got Vertonghen's one from them too, eh?

I prefer the SuperJan one. It's more uniquer and that.

Same as what's wrong with 'one Michael Dawson/Aaron Lennon'
...the game's moved on!

It's the football song equivalent of laced balls made of a pig's bladder!!

Yes, yes, yes. But it's easy to remember.

 

[josh_spurs]

I prefer the SuperJan one. It's more uniquer and that.









I like the Vertonghen Ohhhh Vertonghen one, the SuperJan one makes me remember the sexy man that was Pavlyuchenko, brings a tear to my eye..but yeah aslong as JV has a song I'm sweet

 

[Thelonious]

That Vertonghen song isn't a Man City song, the scum used to sing it for Vieira, although I reckon someone else had it before that.

 

[josh_spurs]

That Vertonghen song isn't a Man City song, the scum used to sing it for Vieira, although I reckon someone else had it before that.

Even worse that its an ex Woolwich song, but still that's it really, every song could have been used by 40 odd team

 

[AlMacca_]

there was a song to the tune of this made by shelfside something or other in the 1882 away day thread...

 

[josh_spurs]

there was a song to the tune of this made by shelfside something or other in the 1882 away day forum...

The fucks the away day forum?

 

[AlMacca_]

The fucks the away day forum?

the one that's talking about the U21 Woolwich game

 

[1882]

I prefer the SuperJan one. It's more uniquer and that.


Yes, yes, yes. But it's easy to remember.

So is Jimmy Savile's sinister grin... don't make it right though!!