AVB Supporter Songs?

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Uncle Menno

Uncle Menno

New manager. We need new supporter songs to commemorate the occasion.

Might I suggest, as a starter, this little ditty? (with apologies to the Jackson 5)

A-V-B! Easy as 1-2-3!
Simple as 4-3-3!
Fuck Chel-sea!
A-V-B, baby, you and me, now!

(If I ever hear this in White Hart Lane, I will be the happiest supporter alive)

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Uncle Menno said:
New manager. We need new supporter songs to commemorate the occasion.

Might I suggest, as a starter, this little ditty? (with apologies to the Jackson 5)

A-V-B! Easy as 1-2-3!
Simple as 4-3-3!
Fuck Chel-sea!
A-V-B, baby, you and me, now!

(If I ever hear this in White Hart Lane, I will be the happiest supporter alive)

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This could actually work. I will try for you my friend :)
 
it works as a song but its too long for the fans at white hart lane, they never seem to sustain anything longer than nananananana :vdvdive:
 
We all fancy AVB
Even though he's from Chelsea
I think he is really fit
He's fit but by God, does he know it.

To the tune of Fit But You Know It by the Streets. Needs work....

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Uncle Menno said:
(with apologies to the Jackson 5)

A-V-B! Easy as 1-2-3!
Simple as 4-3-3!
Fuck Chel-sea!
A-V-B, baby, you and me, now!
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I think you're onto something here... how's about a mini tweak:

A-V-B! Easy as 4-3-3!
Now he is T-H-F-C
Fuck Chel-sea!
A-V-B, baby, you and me, YIDS!
 
I keep singing 'Sexy Villas-Boas' to the tune of Funky Cold Medina, if someone a little more creative than me wants to expand on that!
 
AVB
He hates racists like John Terry.
He pays his taxes unlike 'Arry.
AVB
He hates Chelsea
Like you and me. (To the tune of ABC by Jackson 5)
 
Bertie Mee said to AVB
"Have you heard of the North Bank Highbury?"
He said "no I don't think so
but I've heard of the Park Lane aggro"

(to the tune of 'Bertie Mee said to Bill Shankly/Matt Busby')

Been waiting to get someone that fits this song for ages. Bertie Mee has been dead for over 10 years but fuck it.
 
OHHHHHHHHH Luís André de Pina Cabral e Villas-Boas
Luís André de Pina Cabral e Villas-Boas
Luís André de Pina Cabral e Villas-Boooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaassss
Luís André de Pina Cabral e Villas-Boas!!!!
 
To Salt-N-Pepa's "Let's talk about Sex"

Let's talk about A-V-B
Let's talk about Dan Le-vy
Let's talk about all the good things and bad things A-V-B
 
Dunno about a song, but I can see a T-Shirt in here somewhere...

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Any of you mighty clever t'interweb/photoshop types do anything with this?

I'm thinking "Crouching Head Coach, Hidden Yiddos" with AVB 'doing his thing' and Levy/Joe Lewis lurking somewhere in the background...

Beats the hell out of the 'Arry/Gomes "Del-Boy/Rodney" ones that are going to be collectors' items on e-bay now!!
 
USSpur said:
To Salt-N-Pepa's "Let's talk about Sex"

Let's talk about A-V-B
Let's talk about You and Me
Let's talk about all the good things and bad things A-V-B
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Could also be changed to above ^^^
 
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