He coulda just drawn a Cockerel on the Duvet cover!
Doesn't he know how expensive Gaffer tape is?
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I absolutely hate that that fucking clown represents us.
Big mouth twat. goes early and looks a dickhead when we lose.
"lives for BANTER"
fucking arsehole .
I've got some authentic Geordie chants ready to sing tonight:I think i have developed a very strong Geordie twang. Howay the motherfucking lads ay pet!!!!
He just popped some bicycle clips around the bottom of his trouser legs , just empty the contents of his trousers when he gets there .Probably commoded his drivers seat, so he can just plop away as he rolls along.
That last one (Blaydon Races) translates back into English as follows:I've got some authentic Geordie chants ready to sing tonight:
1. ุจุนูุฏุง ุนู ุงููุงุนุจูู
2. ูุญู ูุญุจ ููููุงุณู
ุ ููุญู ููุนู ุฐูู ูุญู ูุญุจ ููููุงุณู
ุ ููุญู ููุนู ุฐูู ูุญู ูุญุจ ููููุงุณู
ุ ููุญู ููุนู ุฐูู ุฃูู
ุ ููููุงุณู ูุญู ูุญุจู
3. (Blaydon Races)
ุฐูุจุช ุฅูู ุณุจุงูุงุช ุจูุงูุฏูู ุชูุงุณ ูู 9 ููููู ุซู ุงูู ุงุฆุฉ ูุงุซูุงู ูุณุชูู ูู ูุชุฑุฉ ู ุง ุจุนุฏ ุงูุธูุฑ ูู ุงูุตูู ุฃุฎุฐูุง ุงูุญุงููุฉ ู ู ุจูู ุจุฑุงุณ ููุงูุช ู ุญู ูุฉ ุซูููุฉ ุจุนูุฏุง ุฐูุจูุง ุนูู ุทูู ุดุงุฑุน ูููููุฌููุฏ ูุฐุง ุนูู ุงูุทุฑูู ุฅูู ุจูุงูุฏูู ูุง ุฃููุงุฏู ุ ูุฌุจ ุฃู ุชููููุง ูุฏ ุฑุฃูุชู ููุง ุบุงููู ' ุชู ุฑูุฑ ุงููุงุณ ุนูู ุทูู ุงูุทุฑูู ุชู ุงู ุง ูู ุง ูุงููุง ุณุชุงููู' ุฌู ูุน ุงููุชูุงู ู lasses ููุงู ุฌู ูุน ูุฌูู "ุงูุงุจุชุณุงู ุฉ" ุบุงููู ุนูู ุทูู ุทุฑูู ุณููุชุณููุฏ ูู ุดุงูุฏุฉ ุณุจุงูุงุช ุจูุงูุฏูู ุญูููุง ุงูู ุงุถู ู ุตูุน ุฃุฑู ุณุชุฑููุบ ูุญุชู ุฑูุจู ุฃุฏูุฑ ุบุงููู ุฃููุฑ ุฌุณุฑ ุงูุณูู ุงูุญุฏูุฏูุฉ ุทุงุฑุช ุนุฌูุฉ ุงูุญุงููุฉ ู ู ููุงู ููุฏุช ุงููุงุณุงุช ูุฑูููููู ูุงูุญุฌุงุจ ุงูุฐู ูุฎูู ูุฌูููู ุญุตูุช ุนูู ุนูููู ุณูุฏุงููู ูุฃูู ู ูุณูุฑ ุณุจุงูุงุช ุบุงููู ุชู ุจูุงูุฏูู ูุง ุฃููุงุฏู...
Actually makes more senseThat last one (Blaydon Races) translates back into English as follows:
I went to the Playdon Touas races on June 9, eight hundred and sixty-two in the summer afternoon, we took the bus from Belmbras and it was loaded heavy away. Robin Adair Ganin Oyer Rail Bridge flew the bus wheel from there lost the cranes and the veil that hides their faces got black eyes and a broken nose races Ganin T Playdon my children...
I would like to be called Robin Adair Ganin Oyer Rail Bridge.
Thinks: Time for a new username?
Yes - it's a perfect description of a soiree in Newcastle town centre.Actually makes more sense
I've got some authentic Geordie chants ready to sing tonight:
1. ุจุนูุฏุง ุนู ุงููุงุนุจูู
2. ูุญู ูุญุจ ููููุงุณู
ุ ููุญู ููุนู ุฐูู ูุญู ูุญุจ ููููุงุณู
ุ ููุญู ููุนู ุฐูู ูุญู ูุญุจ ููููุงุณู
ุ ููุญู ููุนู ุฐูู ุฃูู
ุ ููููุงุณู ูุญู ูุญุจู
3. (Blaydon Races)
ุฐูุจุช ุฅูู ุณุจุงูุงุช ุจูุงูุฏูู ุชูุงุณ ูู 9 ููููู ุซู ุงูู ุงุฆุฉ ูุงุซูุงู ูุณุชูู ูู ูุชุฑุฉ ู ุง ุจุนุฏ ุงูุธูุฑ ูู ุงูุตูู ุฃุฎุฐูุง ุงูุญุงููุฉ ู ู ุจูู ุจุฑุงุณ ููุงูุช ู ุญู ูุฉ ุซูููุฉ ุจุนูุฏุง ุฐูุจูุง ุนูู ุทูู ุดุงุฑุน ูููููุฌููุฏ ูุฐุง ุนูู ุงูุทุฑูู ุฅูู ุจูุงูุฏูู ูุง ุฃููุงุฏู ุ ูุฌุจ ุฃู ุชููููุง ูุฏ ุฑุฃูุชู ููุง ุบุงููู ' ุชู ุฑูุฑ ุงููุงุณ ุนูู ุทูู ุงูุทุฑูู ุชู ุงู ุง ูู ุง ูุงููุง ุณุชุงููู' ุฌู ูุน ุงููุชูุงู ู lasses ููุงู ุฌู ูุน ูุฌูู "ุงูุงุจุชุณุงู ุฉ" ุบุงููู ุนูู ุทูู ุทุฑูู ุณููุชุณููุฏ ูู ุดุงูุฏุฉ ุณุจุงูุงุช ุจูุงูุฏูู ุญูููุง ุงูู ุงุถู ู ุตูุน ุฃุฑู ุณุชุฑููุบ ูุญุชู ุฑูุจู ุฃุฏูุฑ ุบุงููู ุฃููุฑ ุฌุณุฑ ุงูุณูู ุงูุญุฏูุฏูุฉ ุทุงุฑุช ุนุฌูุฉ ุงูุญุงููุฉ ู ู ููุงู ููุฏุช ุงููุงุณุงุช ูุฑูููููู ูุงูุญุฌุงุจ ุงูุฐู ูุฎูู ูุฌูููู ุญุตูุช ุนูู ุนูููู ุณูุฏุงููู ูุฃูู ู ูุณูุฑ ุณุจุงูุงุช ุบุงููู ุชู ุจูุงูุฏูู ูุง ุฃููุงุฏู...