Callum's special day

[Coalhada]

Oh, that's handy, I've got to chop an onion in about 15 minutes' time. I'll give it a go.
My current 'resist manfully' approach doesn't work all that great.

 

[Éperons]

I bought a mandoline, which halves (at least) the chopping time. But that just means the sulfuric acid gets aerosolised more quickly, and I cry faster than I would seeing a kid beating cancer put a pk past Gomes.

 

[Coalhada]

There's a lesson there for all of us.
Probably one to do with life and technology and stuff.

 

[Blanchflower]

I bought a mandoline, which halves (at least) the chopping time. But that just means the sulfuric acid gets aerosolised more quickly, and I cry faster than I would seeing a kid beating cancer put a pk past Gomes.

Never realised you could chop an onion with one.

 

[YidoBuckler]

You have to be very precise.

 

[Anthony Beale]

Lighting a candle or have a wet tea towel/cloth around the chopping board i think works for the onion, something to do with moisure/heat attracting the airborne onion... juice? thats why it makes you cry usually, because your eyes are moist.
cant promise it'll work though because ive never tried it. i just man the fuck up...

 

[yiddo2786]

I find sticking a fork in my hand before I start cutting the onions prevents me from crying because of them

 

[tricky]

Lighting a candle or have a wet tea towel/cloth around the chopping board i think works for the onion, something to do with moisure/heat attracting the airborne onion... juice? thats why it makes you cry usually, because your eyes are moist.
cant promise it'll work though because ive never tried it. i just man the fuck up...

tbf, bet you still blubbed like a baby at the humility of seeing a 10 year old kid meet his idol though.

I think any parent would be proud to have a son grow up to become a dedicated yid like that.

 

[Dannyboy]

I find sticking a fork in my hand before I start cutting the onions prevents me from crying because of them

I get my yati to prep all my food. Lady tears turn me the fuck on (I realise that this is possibly an inappropriate thread for such a declaration)

 

[VirginiaSpur]

Chopping onions doesn't affect me.

 

[Éperons]

I made a mistake. It's not that sulfuric acid gets aerosolised and kills your eyes. Rather the water in your eyes mixes with the sulfuric compounds in the air to make the acid that kills your eyes.

Fans, cutting underwater (?!?), googles, and refrigerated onions (slowing the process down) seem to be the only solutions.

 

[Kalyl]

I made a mistake. It's not that sulfuric acid gets aerosolised and kills your eyes. Rather the water in your eyes mixes with the sulfuric compounds in the air to make the acid that kills your eyes.

Fans, cutting underwater (?!?), googles, and refrigerated onions (slowing the process down) seem to be the only solutions.

or just Man up and LOL :bae:

 

[Éperons]

Don't tell me what to do. I've never let a little water get between me and sweet, sweet oniony goodness. I save the real tears for Sky videos.

 

[VanDerBale]

Amazing day out for child spurs fan with team and Bale. He's beat cancer twice. What an experience for him!!!

 

[truetomyself]

http://www.thefightingcock.co.uk/forum/threads/callums-special-day.4133/unread

 

[ArcspacE]

In other news - man discovers electricity, social uncertainty follows

 

[spooky]

Balling my eyes out

 

[maria]

Balling my eyes out

lol

 

[lovetheshirt]

I know it's a long shot and been a while but does anyone know how this lad (Callum) is getting on?

 

[yiddo2786]

Yeah, fuck you Bale.