The art and poetry of curling one into the top corner from the edge of the 18 yard box?
That you just called whacking it at the goal.
While lauding the two yard tap to the goalscorer
It was a joke. Cooper is always bollocking me for using stats.
But, we were talking about Eriksen’s passing, not people curling it into the top corner.
I think you’ve hoisted yourself on your own wise-arse petard somewhat.