Am I right in thinking that if Arse draw or Lose tonight, we can gift dippers the League on Sunday?
I'm trying to find some meaning in our games... I can work with this.
A glorious defeat! Spurs take them right down to the wire, 4-4 deep into injury time after a tense, firey battle with so many VAR checks even VAR itself is checked again... and wait! What's this? The ref spots Salah doing his shoelaces in our box and correctly awards a penalty in the 98th minute. Vicario dives backwards to collect his water bottle and we enjoy the scenes as Win licks the streams of salty goodness from Mikel's gurning face.
EDIT: Actually, I think we can afford to draw!
I'm trying to find some meaning in our games... I can work with this.
A glorious defeat! Spurs take them right down to the wire, 4-4 deep into injury time after a tense, firey battle with so many VAR checks even VAR itself is checked again... and wait! What's this? The ref spots Salah doing his shoelaces in our box and correctly awards a penalty in the 98th minute. Vicario dives backwards to collect his water bottle and we enjoy the scenes as Win licks the streams of salty goodness from Mikel's gurning face.
EDIT: Actually, I think we can afford to draw!
Lol, like fuck we will. At least we can pretend we gave it up to fuck over the goons.