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All season there's been clouds above us.

Well the sun's has broken through.

Had to bite my lip all season with Gooners.

Now give it to the fuckers.
 
Mrs Perryman said:
TBH, I'm glad I didn't watch this live, as there were moments that I would have have had my heart in my mouth.

Close Call Wipe Brow GIF by The Great Pottery Throw Down


PS - why has the Beeb got two journalists as pundits?
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That's true Mrs P, but overall it was D-E-L-I-C-I-O-U-S. Woke up this morning with a smile on my face and a song in my heart.

Life is sweet.

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I need some help here...

My gooner delivery driver will turn up with a parcel for me at lunchtime, wearing his rancid gooner shirt. I need a line for our convo...

Me: Morning mate. How did you get on last night?

Him: It's only a game (that's what he always says)

What's my next line?
 
tart said:
I need some help here...

My gooner delivery driver will turn up with a parcel for me at lunchtime, wearing his rancid gooner shirt. I need a line for our convo...

Me: Morning mate. How did you get on last night?

Him: It's only a game (that's what he always says)

What's my next line?
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Look him square in the eye with a big grin on your boat. And greet him with a
'IT'S NOT FUNNY YA KNOW!'
 
tart said:
I need some help here...

My gooner delivery driver will turn up with a parcel for me at lunchtime, wearing his rancid gooner shirt. I need a line for our convo...

Me: Morning mate. How did you get on last night?

Him: It's only a game (that's what he always says)

What's my next line?
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As per paddy hotspur paddy hotspur say ‘Bonjour’ but ‘Bonjour, glad you are staying humble’.
 
tart said:
I need some help here...

My gooner delivery driver will turn up with a parcel for me at lunchtime, wearing his rancid gooner shirt. I need a line for our convo...

Me: Morning mate. How did you get on last night?

Him: It's only a game (that's what he always says)

What's my next line?
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Yesterday, I asked the 2 gooner PTs at my gym what the date was. They replied the 7th April. I said no you're wrong...it's the day your season ends 😂😂😂
 
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