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pleb said:

Woolwich apologize to Atletico about hot water failure!​

It appears that the dog box needs a decent plumber!
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If true, this clarifies a lot of my thoughts about our stadium and our shit results…
Part of the glory of the FA cup growing up was watching the primadonnas of the higher leagues have to get changed in a non league Anderson shelter to play in a mud bath and get showered in freezing cold conditions after the game.

Our stadium is too fucking nice. The away changing rooms are palatial (I’ve done the tour twice) and nothing about the place is hostile for the players or fans.
I’m convinced that our place feels like a home ground to almost every away team because it’s luxurious and better than their home turf.
It should be miserable, dirty and uncomfortable for away teams/fans. Give them fuck all rather than conditions they can only dream of.
I’d give them dribbling cold water for showers and a damp shit place resembling a gulag.
 
Bill-bao Bob said:
Don't want them to do it obviously but it's not something that's really in our hands so not gonna fret about it. Especially this early in the season.

All we can do is take 6 points off them. The rest is not something we can affect.

I'm pretty lucky in that I've not really got any Gooner mates/colleagues so it'll be quite easy to bury my head in the sand if they do end up winning.

Personally I don't think they will do it though. Think Legohead is one of those that tried to be too clever for his own good. They'll throw it somewhere along the way.
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... except when we play City or Liverpool... and we've already 'helped' by beating City!! 🙄
pleb said:

Woolwich apologize to Atletico about hot water failure!​

It appears that the dog box needs a decent plumber!
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Far from it... They have a plumber who can isolate the hot water from getting to the away dressing room...
It's DELIBERATE!!
Boltonspur said:
If true, this clarifies a lot of my thoughts about our stadium and our shit results…
Part of the glory of the FA cup growing up was watching the primadonnas of the higher leagues have to get changed in a non league Anderson shelter to play in a mud bath and get showered in freezing cold conditions after the game.

Our stadium is too fucking nice. The away changing rooms are palatial (I’ve done the tour twice) and nothing about the place is hostile for the players or fans.
I’m convinced that our place feels like a home ground to almost every away team because it’s luxurious and better than their home turf.
It should be miserable, dirty and uncomfortable for away teams/fans. Give them fuck all rather than conditions they can only dream of.
I’d give them dribbling cold water for showers and a damp shit place resembling a gulag.
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Exactly this!
We're too nice, and as Trump has proven, NICE GUYS NEVER WIN!

We're a Tourist day out for the fans, and a luxury day to remember for the away team!

MAN THE FUCK UP SPURS AND START BEING CUNTS!
 
1882 said:
... except when we play City or Liverpool... and we've already 'helped' by beating City!! 🙄

Far from it... They have a plumber who can isolate the hot water from getting to the away dressing room...
It's DELIBERATE!!

Exactly this!
We're too nice, and as Trump has proven, NICE GUYS NEVER WIN!

We're a Tourist day out for the fans, and a luxury day to remember for the away team!

MAN THE FUCK UP SPURS AND START BEING CUNTS!
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Not Stupid Cunts... Clever Cunts...
 
The hot water thing is 100 percent planned to give maximum discomfort to the away team guaranteed.

All this bollocks about not being able to get a plumber is.......well....... Bollocks.
 
Boltonspur said:
If true, this clarifies a lot of my thoughts about our stadium and our shit results…
Part of the glory of the FA cup growing up was watching the primadonnas of the higher leagues have to get changed in a non league Anderson shelter to play in a mud bath and get showered in freezing cold conditions after the game.

Our stadium is too fucking nice. The away changing rooms are palatial (I’ve done the tour twice) and nothing about the place is hostile for the players or fans.
I’m convinced that our place feels like a home ground to almost every away team because it’s luxurious and better than their home turf.
It should be miserable, dirty and uncomfortable for away teams/fans. Give them fuck all rather than conditions they can only dream of.
I’d give them dribbling cold water for showers and a damp shit place resembling a gulag.
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I complained to the tour guide about the away dressing room on my first tour. Told him it was pathetic to give them such a nice training room. Idiotic even. He told me I wasn’t the first to mention it.
 
1882 said:
... except when we play City or Liverpool... and we've already 'helped' by beating City!! 🙄

Far from it... They have a plumber who can isolate the hot water from getting to the away dressing room...
It's DELIBERATE!!

Exactly this!
We're too nice, and as Trump has proven, NICE GUYS NEVER WIN!

We're a Tourist day out for the fans, and a luxury day to remember for the away team!

MAN THE FUCK UP SPURS AND START BEING CUNTS!
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Is kamala harris the food guy in this scenario 😋😅
Agreed.We always have been too nice as a club
 
Brian Fantana said:
I complained to the tour guide about the away dressing room on my first tour. Told him it was pathetic to give them such a nice training room. Idiotic even. He told me I wasn’t the first to mention it.
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I also mentioned it to Clive Allen in the QA session at the end. A wry smile and a shrug of the shoulders. Away players and fans should not be enjoying the best facilities. A dribble of cold water for the showers, rank facilities and a leaky roof in the away end is how I would have designed it. It’s a pleasant day out for them all when it should be as hostile as we can possibly make it and that starts with the away facilities.
 
Boltonspur said:
I also mentioned it to Clive Allen in the QA session at the end. A wry smile and a shrug of the shoulders. Away players and fans should not be enjoying the best facilities. A dribble of cold water for the showers, rank facilities and a leaky roof in the away end is how I would have designed it. It’s a pleasant day out for them all when it should be as hostile as we can possibly make it and that starts with the away facilities.
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That’s not us though nowadays is it? We’re such a bunch of soft cocks.
 
Brian Fantana said:
I complained to the tour guide about the away dressing room on my first tour. Told him it was pathetic to give them such a nice training room. Idiotic even. He told me I wasn’t the first to mention it.
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Don't both changing rooms convert into larger ones for the NFL games? Or have I got that wrong?

If so, I'm assuming that's possibly a reason why the away one was created like that.

Just spitballing here.
 
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