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Even Sara Cox was wittering on about them Tuesday, odd occasion mentions her husband being a fan and her son but on Tuesday announced they all are season ticket holders though she hardly gets to go!

Sounds about right, considering the plural of Woolwich supporters are "a bunch of cox"
 
So I’ve got three teenage children. I’m not at all down with the kids, but this made me laugh.

‘Gooning’ is the current phrase being used for ‘having a wank’.

So a ‘Gooner’ is literally a ‘wanker’

Perfection
It's more than that.

Google's explanation:
Gooning is an internet slang term for engaging in prolonged, hours-long masturbation and sexual arousal, often combined with heavy pornography consumption, specifically to maintain a state of "edging" (arousal without climax). It is a, frequently compulsive, activity often associated with online subcultures, "brainrot" memes, and deep-focus, trance-like states. [1, 2, 3, 4]
Key Details About Gooning:
  • Definition:It originates from a fetish focused on long-term, intense sexual stimulation and, by extension, refers to the act itself.
    • State of Mind: Participants often describe a "zoned out," hazy, or hypnotic mental state while engaging in this behavior.
    • Usage in Slang: While primarily a sexual term, some younger internet users may vaguely apply "gooning" to mean being intensely, excessively, or "rabidly" excited about a topic, similar to "fangirling" or "fanboying" to an extreme degree.
    • Origin: The term "gooner" and "gooning" developed within online adult communities, gaining wider popularity in social media, 4chan, Reddit, and TikTok in the mid-2020s. [1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6]
 
You can really tell the non-London Spurs fans by the way they don't get how there are Spurs fans that want a draw today.

Try living in North London for a week and you'll understand.

Also, to those going "concentrate on Spurs"...it is possible to ponder more than a single thing at any one time.

My friendship group consists of no less than 7 gooners. I am the only Yid.

You can bet your bollocks to a barn dance I'm worried about those rapist idolising cunts.

Terrified.
 
You can really tell the non-London Spurs fans by the way they don't get how there are Spurs fans that want a draw today.

Try living in North London for a week and you'll understand.

Also, to those going "concentrate on Spurs"...it is possible to ponder more than a single thing at any one time.

My friendship group consists of no less than 7 gooners. I am the only Yid.

You can bet your bollocks to a barn dance I'm worried about those rapist idolising cunts.

Terrified.
I think you need to find another way to rationalise this. The you're not London so don't get it, is bogus. I live in North London. You just haven't woken up to the reality that Spurs relegated is an extinction level event. I know Arse fans one of my best freinds is one. I dont want West Ham to win another corner let alone a point this season. They take as much as a point we risk confidence powering them to wins in the remaining games this Spurs team isn't good enough yet for us to risk it. I love Spurs way more than I hate Woolwich Im not interested in them over us in any way.
 
I think you need to find another way to rationalise this. The you're not London so don't get it, is bogus. I live in North London. You just haven't woken up to the reality that Spurs relegated is an extinction level event. I know Arse fans one of my best freinds is one. I dont want West Ham to win another corner let alone a point this season. They take as much as a point we risk confidence powering them to wins in the remaining games this Spurs team isn't good enough yet for us to risk it. I love Spurs way more than I hate Woolwich Im not interested in them over us in any way.
We live in different worlds.

Draw would be perfect.
 
Just when you think you couldn’t hate the cunts anymore than you already, the prick of a manager and his carrying on fuck me they are a horrible , horrible group of cretins
 
I'm not sure what Arteta was thinking putting Rice at RB and putting Zubimendi in midfield instead.

And then starting the second half with putting Skelly at LB and weakening the midfield instead of just taking Zubimendi off which he did eventually anyway.

Worked out in the end but that could've easily gone down as the worst sub in PL history.
 
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