Come here to laugh at the Fascist, Failing Chavs

[paddy spur]

 

[Ozle]

Roman is owed 1.1 billion ... Chelsea is valued at 1.8 billion ... so selling would easily cover Roman's debts and leave the club debt free ... of course you would need another billion at least to build the new stadium ..

so 2.8 billion ... to a Chinese/Middle East/US consortium this might be an attractive deal ... hard to believe but Chelsea are now a near profitable outfit ...

...

Eh.....

If the club is worth 1.8billion
And Roman wants his billion back, that means the buyer will need to pay 2.8 billion.

Plus the billion for a new stadium

So that’s 3.8 bullion

 

[BangkokSpud]

Eh.....

If the club is worth 1.8billion
And Roman wants his billion back, that means the buyer will need to pay 2.8 billion.

Plus the billion for a new stadium

So that’s 3.8 bullion

The magic of accounting ... if a car is worth 5,000 but has an HP of 3,000 do I have to pay 8,000 for it? or do I still pay 5,000? that's the HP company 3,000 and the current owner 2,000 ....

So if Chelsea are worth 1.8 billion, is that 1 billion to Roman and 800k to the shareholders?

Not sure, and as I think Roman is both debtor and shareholder does it matter?

 

[Airfixx]

The magic of accounting ... if a car is worth 5,000 but has an HP of 3,000 do I have to pay 8,000 for it? or do I still pay 5,000? that's the HP company 3,000 and the current owner 2,000 ....

So if Chelsea are worth 1.8 billion, is that 1 billion to Roman and 800k to the shareholders?

Not sure, and as I think Roman is both debtor and shareholder does it matter?

The club is sold for 1.8B.... Money goes to prev shareholders.... Debts are paid (i.e. 1B To Roman)... 800m remains for shareholders (Roman +?)...

In effect, anyway....

 

[pjohn5]

Chelsea scrapping stadium plan will make them SMALLER than West Ham – expert
CHELSEA owner Roman Abramovich could see his side fall down the Premier League pecking order after scrapping plans for a new stadium, a football finance expert has claimed.
“Chelsea will then become the small club in London, effectively Crystal Palace 1.5 and no better than that.”

Chelsea scrapping stadium plan will make them SMALLER than West Ham – expert

 

[paddy spur]

 

[Mariner]

TCD is pure gold, parody account and absolute windup. If that were at us I’d be furious. Please get on this, at least half hour of unbridled amusement.

 

[Mariner]

 

[Mariner]

 

[Mariner]

Can someone clever do a Liverpool version the replies alone would sort out my holiday reading

 

[Mrs Perryman]

Can we finally see the fall of the Roman Empire...

Is it possible that the head of Immigration is a fellow Spurs supporter

 

[White Van Jan]

Another "fan" gets his comeuppance


Boris Becker claims diplomatic immunity

 

[Luda]

Can someone clever do a Liverpool version the replies alone would sort out my holiday reading

The authentic Liverpoo ones are close enough to parody.

 

[Nutter-Naylor]

 

[paddy spur]

The guy is a comic genuis watch out russia

 

[Boltonspur]

The magic of accounting ... if a car is worth 5,000 but has an HP of 3,000 do I have to pay 8,000 for it? or do I still pay 5,000? that's the HP company 3,000 and the current owner 2,000 ....

So if Chelsea are worth 1.8 billion, is that 1 billion to Roman and 800k to the shareholders?

Not sure, and as I think Roman is both debtor and shareholder does it matter?

Sounds like a discussion best left for sammyspurs & The Dane . Amirite guys?

:dierpochhug:

 

[paddy spur]

 

[Airfixx]

Sounds like a discussion best left for sammyspurs & The Dane . Amirite guys?

:dierpochhug:

It's all a bit like seeing the Stones play Jumpin' Jack Flash without Mick & Keef...

 

[paddy spur]

Tcd could have his own tread

 

[paddy spur]

He's got his end away in Russia, apperantly.