Come here to laugh at United

[For better or worse]

Pochettino right now.

Bet they already have him on speed dial! If this goes to 6-0 then you would say he’s already lost the changing room. They will be fucked! This could be the biggest 45mins of his career. It will show what the core of the squad think of him

 

[Darnswim]

 

[meaningless-friendly]

Last week, most Utd fans were all "it's only 1 game, give him time."

Liverpool next for them, they'll be calling for his sacking soon enough.

 

[Jenny Talia]

Also, if you want them to show some pride in the shirt, don't wear that shirt.

 

[Spurs_1987]

De Gea for me like a Spanish Heurelho Gomes, sometimes can pull off great saves, but many other times can have absolute howlers.

 

[yes]

Can’t believe we have to wait until October for our turn.

Although hopefully the emotional damage that we inflict on them and Slabhead might be enough for Southgate to finally see reason and select Dier.

 

[Andy Sinton]

Arnautovic is a good player. He could really be the difference in their relegation battle.

Not sure why this got so many funnies.

 

[Spurs_1987]

Can’t believe we have to wait until October for our turn.

Although hopefully the emotional damage that we inflict on them and Slabhead might be enough for Southgate to finally see reason and select Dier.

As long as Dr. Tottenham doesn't show up...

 

[Michaelspurs]

Also, if you want them to show some pride in the shirt, don't wear that shirt.

I agree. The only person I can think of who would be proud of that shirt is our local lollipop lady

 

[Michaelspurs]

I reckon Ten Hag could be gone quicker than Nuno

 

[Deleted member 15314]

Cheeky £20m bid for Sancho please. Maybe Conte can revive him like he did with Kulu.

 

[Jenny Talia]

Cheeky £20m bid for Sancho please. Maybe Conte can revive him like he did with Kulu.

Could do a job for us ... those stands don't sweep themselves.

 

[Airfixx]

"This is - M-A-N-C-H-E-S--T-E-R - - U-N-I-T-E-D - FOOTBALL CLUB"

 

[Spurs_1987]

"This is M-A-N-C-H-E-S--T-E-R U-N-I-T-E-D FOOTBALL CLUB"

Maybe they can steal another of our songs.

 

[Gym&Chill]

Pochettino is sitting somewhere right now laughing his head off

 

[Michaelspurs]

I just spotted Steve McCaren hiding on the united bench. No wonder they are shit! I wonder if he is still using that soppy Dutch accent when he talks to Ten

 

[TottsAmazeballs]

All those years of United fans on football phone ins thinking they have some right to just sign any player from any team make this so beautiful.

Manure 2012

Manure 2022

 

[Pathfinder]

Part of it is on the players for sure. But the manager has to take responsibility. He’s playing an attack-minded 4-3-3. That might have worked for Ajax in a pub league but when you’re United, a mid-table side with average players in the toughest league in the world, you’re just asking to get worked over.

Ronaldo, Rashford, Eriksen, Sancho and Fernandes in the same team.

With slabhead at centre back with Martinez, a player who has never played this standard of football before to accompany him.

Yikes.

That pub league has created more world-class players than the EPL Strange, hey

 

[Spurs_1987]

Honestly Goldbridge in between the hilarity made a good point at half-time, Man Utd as a club need everything to be ripped out and restarted, from the board to the squad as it's completely rotten.

Signing new players isn't going to do anything for them.

The way I would put it is say you had to replace the drum in your old washing machine 6 times in a couple of years, how many times does it take before you just dump it and buy a new one?

 

[The Swellhead Spur]

Didn't want Ten Hag here at the time he was linked, it may be the players but he just doesn't fit the Prem in my opinion