Daniel Levy's August 31st

[Johnboy40]

What did god replace your sense of humour with ?

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a slighty smaller cock

wait..did i say that out loud?

 

[zin]

12.00pm - Releases a pre prepared statement informing the media he was unable to secure any
signatures because of time restraints.

12.15am - Goes to bed

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[KYiddo]

look at his reputation :avbfacepalm:


why do we hate this guy so much?

 

[TheCockerel1882]

Surely Levy can afford a better PA, being the 9th richest man in Britain and everything?

 

[Sunglasses Ron]

 

[Blanchflower]

6.00pm - Turns on BBCi player and watches neighbours

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It's on channel 5......'always right' lol

 

[SantaHat]

 

[Nutter-Naylor]

Nutter-Naylors Aug 31st

7.30 - Get up

7.45 - Dog has a Wilshire (little shit), NN has a Sczezny (big shit)

8.00 - 23.00 - Avoids Sky, forums & ITKs.

Sep 1st

7.30 - Get up

7.35 - Check Blackberry to see who we haven't signed

Sep 2nd

8.00 - Put a brave face on at work............

 

[Someareteeth]

Mr. Always Right finishes "hilarious" post, laughs:

 

[Nutter-Naylor]

He'd love to have that much hair!

 

[Mr Always Right]

Regretfully the lack of IQ amongst most members of this forum means the majority of you have omitted to see the point, let alone understand irony. It is my belief that as usual our wonderful chairman, whilst earning more money in a year than most of us will in a lifetime, will fail undoubtedly to spend any of the clubs wealth in improving the squad. I am so sorry you all missed the point, but that's life I suppose.

 

[TDub]

Mr. Always Never Right has tried so hard to make a good point, but has failed miserably every single time...

 

[Tucker]

That's because he's #cunty.

 

[49stets]

Omitted to see the point? Eh?

 

[EssexYid]

Regretfully the lack of IQ amongst most members of this forum means the majority of you have omitted to see the point, let alone understand irony. It is my belief that as usual our wonderful chairman, whilst earning more money in a year than most of us will in a lifetime, will fail undoubtedly to spend any of the clubs wealth in improving the squad. I am so sorry you all missed the point, but that's life I suppose.

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It's more because we've heard the same point from you so many times in the small period of time you've been a member on this forum. And it's also because you tried to be funny and failed miserably. Everyone got your point, but it's a combination of the fact that you're a broken record and hideously unfunny that you got the responses that you did.

 

[Arjun]

To be fair the responses have been golden lol

 

[Mr Always Right]

I bet your a barrel of laughs to have a drink with. Anyway, the thread was written using a combination of people and ideas. Perhaps the humour reflects a certain age group (that's very old)

Never mind, I shall leave you all to get on with worshipping our magnificent chairman, and the future he will deliver

 

[Tucker]

There's no middle ground with you is there.

 

[S.L.R]

LMAO worshipping Levy. See, you can do funny.

 

[Mr Always Right]

There's no middle ground with you is there.

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No, that's for boring people