He's a big, ugly geezer, wouldn't like to meet him on a dark night.
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Player Erling Braut Haaland - The future of football
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He's incredible.
That was my assessment when I saw him against West Ham yesterday. Very good off the ball and getting himself involved in the game but unlike Harry he's a lot more direct in his play. Erling isn't trying to be a number 10, he's saying "Here I am! Give me the ball so I can go downfield and score again!".
We can't deny that Man City will be much harder to beat with him in their team. Difficult but not impossible - our defenders will have their work cut out to anticipate his runs.
I mean he’s big, strong and fast, and he looks like a classic Bond villain. But those shorts aren’t doing him any favours. Looks a bit like a cocktail sausage, rather than a proper wurst. He’ll be exposed when he’s being marked by Mr King Dong, Eric Dier, and Eric nonchalantly tucks his own old fellah into the top of his socks.
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I reckon our usual style will work on him. Have Benta/Romero anticipate the pass to him and cut off the supply.
The rest sit back and crowd him out if he does get the ball. Him coughing up the ball could be a a good way to trigger counter attacks.
The rest sit back and crowd him out if he does get the ball. Him coughing up the ball could be a a good way to trigger counter attacks.
How did you get that image of my wife first time she saw me nakedHe's a big, ugly geezer, wouldn't like to meet him on a dark night.
Actually she looked more like this
I believe youHow did you get that image of my wife first time she saw me naked
Actually she looked more like this
Can someone post the Steve Coogan shrugging Gif...
My captain in the EPL fantasy thingy.
Well I guess that’s that for the golden boot. If he scores one more he’s be on 10 goals in august. Fucking hell
Might as well just leave him as FPL captain for the rest of the season
Fuck this cunt, fuck Man city and that bald nonce guardiola.
He looks like the offspring of Hulk Hogan and the Honey Monster.
This Haaland kid looks good, against all the odds he is scoring goals with players like De Bruyne, Bernardo Silva, Foden etc. around him.
