European Championships 2024 ⚽ 🏆 ⚽

[Malibu]

Is it too early for Der Southgate Kaption Kompetition?

It’s coming home, lads!

 

[SausageVince]

This team cannot control possession/tempo.

Not even for 5 minutes.


Answer: Wharton

You didn't know who Wharton was until this tournament, ya fucken clown

 

[Kaz Hirai]

Slovakias mistake, if they continued to play football like they are now they'd have beaten England 3-0

 

[Airfixx]

You didn't know who Wharton was until this tournament, ya fucken clown

Fuck off, McEnglish; you saddo.

 

[Maccer]

Wankgate really is trying his best to get us knocked out.

 

[COYSinnit]

Southgate could win the tournament and he would still be a terrible coach.

 

[Frankfurter]

two more hours

 

[koko619]

he is back

 

[SausageVince]

England players and coaches putting extra footballs on the pitch to disrupt Slovakian attacks.

Just win it fair, guys

 

[Jaynola]

Slovakias mistake, if they continued to play football like they are now they'd have beaten England 3-0

Man, shouldn't even have reached the 2nd round. Serbia game was a draw, Denmark one a defeat...should've ended the group stage on 2 pts.

Southgate is the luckiest bastard alive. Fluke semi in '18, fluke final in '20...now this.

 

[Bazali]

I’m not a fan but Gallagher’s harrying is very effective

 

[Bazali]

England players and coaches putting extra footballs on the pitch to disrupt Slovakian attacks.

Just win it fair, guys

The Beach ball comes next!

 

[Kaz Hirai]

Hmmm maybe put cheque book away on toney Levy

 

[LEGO Boy]

I swear Gareth is taking the piss at this point with playing players out of position and refusing to change personel. It's got to be a wind up

 

[Starks]

The Swiss it is.

 

[Guido 🇺🇦]

Switzerland are gonna spank us in next game.

 

[CarrieFi]

Pickford’s such a clown

 

[NorthernSpur]

I’m not a fan but Gallagher’s harrying is very effective

 

[koko619]

Hmmm maybe put cheque book away on toney Levy

he dident bet on scoring a goal himself

 

[oldwiltshireyid]

If Carlsberg done luck