You're kidding, right? Kane would only come back to the Prem for Spurs, based on his interviews. I don't find him hard to love at all and a big part of that is exactly what you say: he's very reserved. Part of that is that he's an ideal rolemodel for the kids, ideal professional, never causes any trouble, great family man, looks like he could be your next door neighbour etc. (which has ironically hurt his profile). But, more importantly, he doesn't feel the need to make these big phony public displays. Look at the joy on his face when he's at his least inhibited (e.g. after scoring a goal) and it's all very clear. He's never celebrated a goal at Bayern like he has in a NLD.
For example, he's still close friends with Son - both of them have said it since Kane left - but he doesn't feel the need to talk about it all the time. Many people were upset when he didn't make a big public post about Son leaving but they've both said in interviews over the past two years that they talk to each other regularly. Harry probably knew about Son's decision weeks before we did. And he probably said everything important that he wanted to say to him in private, where it belongs (IMO). I think it's a problem that the public want players to put on these big parasocial performances for them. Kane's an intensely private man in most ways. I know it's heartwarming when we see players make grand public gestures but most of that shit is all for show. I'd rather have the sincerity.
