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[Smoked Salmon]

re: bottles of water. Undo bottle cap, put bottle cap in pocket, display cap-less bottle to steward, enter stadium, put cap back on bottle, win.

Yeah been told that before. I found it didn't work when I tried it with Blue Nun though.

 

[Erik_Edman]

After a heated discussion with a copper whereby I pretty much told him it wouldnt stand up in a court of law or that the CPS wouldn't charge them anyway I was told by him that "3 people are due in court soon"

So, if anyone knows who these 3 are, bring them on here for discussion please!

Were you the guy that was going off on one of them right outside the Block 35 entrance for most of half-time? The one everyone was crowded around?

 

[frontwheel]

I've almost always got a bottle of water with me in my sling bag and all I do is put it at the bottom of the smaller zipped section. They never ever check it. Only ever the main part of the bag. In fact, at one of the 1882 games where we had met at Dirty Dicks beforehand and bought beers on for the journey to the Lane there was one leftover that was in my bag and I had forgotten about. They didn't even bother to check my bag that day so I unwittingly smuggled booze in and out of the stadium.

Same poor checking of the bags last night yet, ironically, there was some overzealous body frisking going on. Still, I wasn't complaining since my steward was a youngish lady.

Smokey got laid! (It counts mate.)