If You Could Ask Nuno ONE Question...

[Go on son]

Tennis?

Certainly not football anyway.

Beat me to it

 

[Matt1882]

Nuno, what on earth were you thinking?

 

[Airfixx]

Mild, Hot or Extra Hot?

 

[Dr Rocktopus]

Do you know where I left my car keys?

 

[Ed Vanderlay]

How many promises has Levy broken already

 

[AlabamaSpur]

One train is traveling from New York to Chicago and 60 mph and another is traveling from LA to Chicago at 65 mph. Which one gets there first?

 

[Ed Vanderlay]

Do you know where I left my car keys?

Must of been a hell of a swingers bash if you have no recall

 

[Deleted member 13260]

Does my bum look big in this?

 

[Bill Madrid]

Karen Brady - would or wouldn't?

 

[mummy]

Nuno, you see a boat filled with people, yet there isn’t a single person on board. How is that possible?

Spoiler

They're all married.

 

[Football Chap]

Can DNA play centre back or was it something Levy told you to say as he thinks using it connects with the fans & do you really think we are that gullible.

Do you use product in yer beard?

Just checked on transfermarkt and Bednarek from Saints is the highest value player with DNA in his name and he does play CB #ITK

 

[Zoidberg]

Have you sobered up yet and seen what you've done?

 

[ChickenTonight]

What is your TFC username?

 

[Sobie]

What are you doing in my closet?

 

[River Lea Banks 🇺🇦]

Could you spare me some percentages of your wages every month?

 

[Gmspurs]

What target for next season has Levy set you?

 

[SoCalSpurs]

Are you a bit right wing and if so, have you been invited to join the WhatsApp group yet?

 

[Nuts]

Chuang Tzu was a philosopher in ancient China, who, one night went to sleep and dreamed that he was a butterfly. Was Chuang Tzu dreaming he was a butterfly or was he really a butterfly dreaming that he was Chuang Tzu?

 

[DJ Check Complete]

 

[1882]

If you had a choice, Would you prefer to be killed by a Duck sized horse or 100 Duck sized horses?

.....isn't that supppsed to be a Horse sized Duck or 100 Duck sized horses?

Otherwise, I'd fancy my chances against a Duck sized horse!!!!

anyway.... ask a silly question, you get a silly answer!