Just wing it like Fabio. It's very simple. Do fuck all for 6 months, but make sure every time you are seen, you look very busy. Then when the shit is starting to really hit the fan and the clock is ticking real loud, just grab the phonebook and ring everybody in a state of panic. You go at it in alphabetical order, so you start with Amrabat then move on to Barak. And don't be wallet-shy then. 30-40 mil for a guy you signed and who flopped badly at your previous club? Deal. 15 mil for a dude who's played 215 mins of elite football since August? Deal.
You see? Very simple.
That all sounds very Boris Johnson and his misses.