My friend Andrea, from Novara, has been a mad Juve fan for over 30 years. He's just sent me this...
"My old friend, I love you but what is happening between your Spurs and my Juve is really too funny to not text you and laugh!
We Juve fans have been going to church for months and months praying for our directors to eject Kulusevski and Betancur (but others too) from the club. And we thought it would not happen until the summer, maybe not even then. But now Fabio has come back to Juve to save us! Glory Fabio!
I believe the only reason he is speaking with Juve is because he didn't do his work well and so he didn't sign anyone for Conte yet, and Conte will be asking a lot of questions. And the fans. So Fabio went to Juve because he thinks it is easy to sign players from his old team, actually his last solution now.
Maybe he asked for WMC or Locatelli first (you hope for Spurs!), but it is impossible that Juve sell them now...unless Spurs offer 100m for one player. So maybe he asked about Rabiot and Arthur after. But Rabiot doesn't want to go to smaller clubs, only big ones. And Arthur is difficult because Juve are talking to Woolwich about Auba and they need Arthur (or Morata) to do that deal. Ramsey is not possible because he was Woolwich. So the last solution for Fabio is to talk with Juve directors on Betancur. Yes, Fabio is going for the last choice in the Juve midfielders!!! And because Villa offered a lot of money, Fabio is going to pay even more. But he's a bad player here and it is difficult to believe he is going to be even okay for Tottenham. But we are Juve fans and we only love Juve so we are super happy if he goes and we get good money to help with the money we gave Fio for Dusan.
And because Fabio is a magician, he also wants to take Kulusevski from our team. Juve fans really hate him because he is not just not good, he is very lazy and arrogant. We put 40 millions in the bin when we transferred him here. And now Tottenham want to pay us the same money thanks to Fabio! When the deal is done, Fabio will be a hero in Juve!
We will not miss Kulu or Betancur even a little bit. I am sorry for you that you bought two bad Juve players but maybe they will be good with Conte and if not you can sell them to another team. But you will lose money.
Good luck and grazieeeeeeeee!!! "