Kenny really does just look like he stinks of piss, b.o., old special brew and cheap cigarettes attempted to be covered up by an old car air freshener. Madonna, on the other hand, strikes me as Hugo Boss character, adding copious amounts to mix in with the sweet, sweet scent of cocaine.
Martin Jol clearly wears some form of gangster cologne and possibly has a whiff of a Martini (ironic on a few levels) with maybe the odd bit of gin and tonic and a hint of lemon (coupled with distant cigar).
I don't think enough people take into consideration the blatantly incorrect smell of a person based on looks before calling for them as a manager. It is why Fergie is the best manager around, everyone knows you can inhale the mix of spearmint and peppermint miles away. Wenger used to have the youthful fragrance of under-age sex slaves, however it has just resulted in what is now commonly referred to as a "Fritzl stench" for the past 7 years.
For me Redknapp is a toss up between a full English fry and a random faint smell of dodgy oil, methylated spirits and petrol for no clear apparent reason that only he will know. Most people like a little bit of those smells but too much exposure can get sickening.
Mourinho is probably the best smelling man around though. He is incapable of human sweat and actually emits most of the list of fragrances you get in those toilets at fancy clubs where a Chupa-Chup and a paper towel can cost anything between 20p and a tenner depending on the conversation you strike and the amount of change you have with the toilet attendant who for some strange reason is your new best mate.
David Moyes constantly looks like he has diarrhea, not sure on Brendan Rodgers yet, maybe gonorrhea...
I'd like our next one to be a mixture of freshly cut grass and industrial sized lube.
Martin Jol clearly wears some form of gangster cologne and possibly has a whiff of a Martini (ironic on a few levels) with maybe the odd bit of gin and tonic and a hint of lemon (coupled with distant cigar).
I don't think enough people take into consideration the blatantly incorrect smell of a person based on looks before calling for them as a manager. It is why Fergie is the best manager around, everyone knows you can inhale the mix of spearmint and peppermint miles away. Wenger used to have the youthful fragrance of under-age sex slaves, however it has just resulted in what is now commonly referred to as a "Fritzl stench" for the past 7 years.
For me Redknapp is a toss up between a full English fry and a random faint smell of dodgy oil, methylated spirits and petrol for no clear apparent reason that only he will know. Most people like a little bit of those smells but too much exposure can get sickening.
Mourinho is probably the best smelling man around though. He is incapable of human sweat and actually emits most of the list of fragrances you get in those toilets at fancy clubs where a Chupa-Chup and a paper towel can cost anything between 20p and a tenner depending on the conversation you strike and the amount of change you have with the toilet attendant who for some strange reason is your new best mate.
David Moyes constantly looks like he has diarrhea, not sure on Brendan Rodgers yet, maybe gonorrhea...
I'd like our next one to be a mixture of freshly cut grass and industrial sized lube.
