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Moussa Sissoko is so posh that he has a cupboard for his toilet rolls.
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I tip my hat Sir
Blakey are you watching especially after your latest ridiculous almost comical review?
Last thought - Sissoko is breathtaking, amazing, stunning, astounding, astonishing, awe-inspiring, stupendous, staggering, extraordinary, incredible, unbelievable he's the GOAT - you're just going to have to suck that up at some point
You guys think I have some kind of irrational dislike of Sissoko. I don't. I just know he's not a very good footballer, and his contribution is not good enough, and it certainly isn't as good as you guys like to portray.
You guys (and some others) say stuff like "he breaks up play" or "he was outstanding" but you can't quality what you are saying with anything substantive.
I just don't buy into your "narrative". I don't think he's actually doing things you claim, and he's certainly not doing anything to a high standard.
To back my opinion up, here is some performance data put together by football analysts Statsbomb:
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Now here's one for Eriksen
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Here's Winks:
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I keep hearing about how great Sissoko is at breaking up play, but he really isn't.
Ive posted before raw tackle and intercept data that shows how poor Sissoko's bare output actually is. There are 11 players in our squad that average more tackles, and a further 2 (Eriksen and Son FFS) who average the same. There are 14 players in our squad that average more interceptions per game.
But that's very raw numbers and I accept they don't tell the whole story. If you look at the data above, that analyse every "event" in every game in more detail and check the defensive aspects - Pressure/Pressure regains/Pressure Adjusted Tackles and Padj Interceptions - you'll see just how fucking poor Sissoko's defensive contribution actually is.
He's pressuring/pressing much less than Eriksen (hardly a tenacious stalwart) and Winks (a player continually criticised for his defensive game).
So if he's not great defensively, there's going to be a massive offensive payoff right? ...............Wrong
As we all know he completes a couple of dribbles a game. The data confirm this. But they amount to very little productivity. He has one assist all season. KWP in one game managed 3. In less than half the minutes Lamela has 2. Even Aurier's got 2. And Sissoko's even played as an AM for some of that time.
His key pass average is the 12th best in our squad. Only our Goalies, DM's and CB's have worse key pass ratios.
If you compare him to Eriksen, the player playing the left sided role in our CM3 (1+2) system, Eriksen rarely dribbles, but sees more of the ball, and also creates a shit load more 7 assists, 4 goals and ave 1.6 key passes.
But look at the Statsbomb data too which delves deeper (measuring quality as well as pure quantity - XG), the quality of his chance creation works out at just over a tenth of a chance per game, and even the pre-pre-asists Sissoko's stats are piss poor, almost on par with Winks, who's been playing as the holding midfielder.
This is his remit. He's playing as an "8". He's bringing virtually nothing offensively.
SoBangkokSpud - breathtaking, stunning, astounding, astonishing - he definitely, unequivocally is not.
He's doing really basic, routine stuff, not defending particularly well, certainly not exceptionally, creating hardly anything, not even much in pre build up (only a fraction more than Winks our holder). But a couple of times a game he'll charge up field and everyone will go oooooh "Majestic".
Here's what "really good" looks like from a right side CM paying the same CM3 remit as Sissoko:
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You guys think I have some kind of irrational dislike of Sissoko. I don't. I just know he's not a very good footballer, and his contribution is not good enough, and it certainly isn't as good as you guys like to portray.
Well buddy. You are factually wrong.
He plays in the Premier League ergo he is a good footballer. You don't end up in the Prem without being good, and the few flukes end up being found out and shipped off quickly. Sissoko has been in this league for years now. He obviously holds Premier League standard. The thing is he doesn't have a playing style that you like. That much is obvious. And most on here will admit that he doesn't play flashy or beautiful football, but it works. And most of us on here are happy for him for finding his groove and making it work. We want all players that play for Spurs to do well.
You on the other hand seem to spend every match thread and post-match thread dissecting everything he "does wrong" in an attempt to make us dislike him.
Even you who don't like him should be happy that he is doing well because players that do well are more likely to attract attention from other clubs.
Well buddy. You are factually wrong.
He plays in the Premier League ergo he is a good footballer. You don't end up in the Prem without being good, and the few flukes end up being found out and shipped off quickly. Sissoko has been in this league for years now. He obviously holds Premier League standard. The thing is he doesn't have a playing style that you like. That much is obvious. And most on here will admit that he doesn't play flashy or beautiful football, but it works. And most of us on here are happy for him for finding his groove and making it work. We want all players that play for Spurs to do well.
You on the other hand seem to spend every match thread and post-match thread dissecting everything he "does wrong" in an attempt to make us dislike him.
Even you who don't like him should be happy that he is doing well because players that do well are more likely to attract attention from other clubs.
Just fuck off already. You bore me with your stupid posts.You guys think I have some kind of irrational dislike of Sissoko. I don't. I just know he's not a very good footballer, and his contribution is not good enough, and it certainly isn't as good as you guys like to portray.
You guys (and some others) say stuff like "he breaks up play" or "he was outstanding" but you can't quality what you are saying with anything substantive.
I just don't buy into your "narrative". I don't think he's actually doing things you claim, and he's certainly not doing anything to a high standard.
To back my opinion up, here is some performance data put together by football analysts Statsbomb:
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Now here's one for Eriksen
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Here's Winks:
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I keep hearing about how great Sissoko is at breaking up play, but he really isn't.
Ive posted before raw tackle and intercept data that shows how poor Sissoko's bare output actually is. There are 11 players in our squad that average more tackles, and a further 2 (Eriksen and Son FFS) who average the same. There are 14 players in our squad that average more interceptions per game.
But that's very raw numbers and I accept they don't tell the whole story. If you look at the data above, that analyse every "event" in every game in more detail and check the defensive aspects - Pressure/Pressure regains/Pressure Adjusted Tackles and Padj Interceptions - you'll see just how fucking poor Sissoko's defensive contribution actually is.
He's pressuring/pressing much less than Eriksen (hardly a tenacious stalwart) and Winks (a player continually criticised for his defensive game).
So if he's not great defensively, there's going to be a massive offensive payoff right? ...............Wrong
As we all know he completes a couple of dribbles a game. The data confirm this. But they amount to very little productivity. He has one assist all season. KWP in one game managed 3. In less than half the minutes Lamela has 2. Even Aurier's got 2. And Sissoko's even played as an AM for some of that time.
His key pass average (0.7) is the 12th best in our squad. Only our Goalies, DM's and CB's have worse key pass ratios.
If you compare him to Eriksen, the player playing the left sided role in our CM3 (1+2) system, Eriksen rarely dribbles, but sees more of the ball, and also creates a shit load more 7 assists, 4 goals and ave 1.6 key passes.
But look at the Statsbomb data too which delves deeper (measuring quality as well as pure quantity - XG), the quality of his chance creation works out at just over a tenth (0.12) of a chance per game, and even the pre-pre-asists Sissoko's stats are piss poor, almost on par with Winks, who's been playing as the holding midfielder.
This is his remit. He's playing as an "8". He's bringing virtually nothing offensively.
SoBangkokSpud - breathtaking, stunning, astounding, astonishing - he definitely, unequivocally is not.
He's doing really basic, routine stuff, not defending particularly well, certainly not exceptionally, creating hardly anything, not even much in pre build up (only a fraction more than Winks our holder). But a couple of times a game he'll charge up field and everyone will go oooooh "Majestic".
Here's what "really good" looks like from a right side CM paying the same CM3 remit as Sissoko:
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December 2016
I like him. Pro active when we start running out of ideas......and takes the game to the oppo. None of this burst forward then check, stop, and pass it 2 meters backwards. He tends to see his run through to the end and tries to make a conclusive finish to the move, whether its a pass into the danger area or a shot.
He reminds me of Palacios actually.....I think he is superior in quality, but just hasnt had a start like Wilson did with that legendary debut vs The Scum.
His time will come.....you can just see it. Big player that one.
March 2017
Sissoko has played 565 minutes.
That works out to be a total of 6 games of Spurs total 41 games this season.
He's played 90 minutes once.
For me, he generally makes an impact when he comes on, offers some drive, and has a couple of assists.
I dont know how anyone can support Vinny and not Sissoko.....oh he has a serious face so deserves no patience or sympathy and is shit. Ridiculous.
If he was all smiles like Son, it would all be "Awwwwwwwwwwwwwww poor Sissy"
Just thinking about Sissoko, how funny is it that every single Spurs fan on the planet didn't rate him yetBazali stuck to his guns. Bazali is literally the only fan in the world who can actually say I told you so.
Moussa has actually moved mountains to get to where he is in our shirt. Still needs to improve but has there ever been such a resurgence in our colours? Absolute warhorse!
So Newcastle getting relegated was all on Sissoko? Not on every other thing that was wrong at that club at the time?Yes. That’s it. Ignore real cold hard evidence that indicate his poor level of performance. Because your alternative “fact” that disproves this is that “no poor players ever play in the PL”.
You’re right, they do get found out. Often evidenced by them being relegated. Oh hang on....
I would suggest that the reasons we are still seeing seeing him is that our manager insisted we purchase him for 55m in fees and wages, then couldn’t get anyone to take him off our hands at even knockdown price and now has a midfield crisis partly due to the fact that he couldn’t buy anyone in the summer because he’d spent all the money on non hg duds lie Sissoko.
My allegiance is to Spurs, not any one player. If I can see a player not doing a very good job for Spurs, that concerns me more than how I’m perceived by that players fan club.
Ignore every piece of evidence if you want. Believe what you want. Fairies, Father Christmas and Sissoko. I’m more in to realism myself.
You guys think I have some kind of irrational dislike of Sissoko. I don't. I just know he's not a very good footballer, and his contribution is not good enough, and it certainly isn't as good as you guys like to portray.
You guys (and some others) say stuff like "he breaks up play" or "he was outstanding" but you can't quality what you are saying with anything substantive.
I just don't buy into your "narrative". I don't think he's actually doing things you claim, and he's certainly not doing anything to a high standard.
To back my opinion up, here is some performance data put together by football analysts Statsbomb:
![]()
Now here's one for Eriksen
![]()
Here's Winks:
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I keep hearing about how great Sissoko is at breaking up play, but he really isn't.
Ive posted before raw tackle and intercept data that shows how poor Sissoko's bare output actually is. There are 11 players in our squad that average more tackles, and a further 2 (Eriksen and Son FFS) who average the same. There are 14 players in our squad that average more interceptions per game.
But that's very raw numbers and I accept they don't tell the whole story. If you look at the data above, that analyse every "event" in every game in more detail and check the defensive aspects - Pressure/Pressure regains/Pressure Adjusted Tackles and Padj Interceptions - you'll see just how fucking poor Sissoko's defensive contribution actually is.
He's pressuring/pressing much less than Eriksen (hardly a tenacious stalwart) and Winks (a player continually criticised for his defensive game).
So if he's not great defensively, there's going to be a massive offensive payoff right? ...............Wrong
As we all know he completes a couple of dribbles a game. The data confirm this. But they amount to very little productivity. He has one assist all season. KWP in one game managed 3. In less than half the minutes Lamela has 2. Even Aurier's got 2. And Sissoko's even played as an AM for some of that time.
His key pass average (0.7) is the 12th best in our squad. Only our Goalies, DM's and CB's have worse key pass ratios.
If you compare him to Eriksen, the player playing the left sided role in our CM3 (1+2) system, Eriksen rarely dribbles, but sees more of the ball, and also creates a shit load more 7 assists, 4 goals and ave 1.6 key passes.
But look at the Statsbomb data too which delves deeper (measuring quality as well as pure quantity - XG), the quality of his chance creation works out at just over a tenth (0.12) of a chance per game, and even the pre-pre-asists Sissoko's stats are piss poor, almost on par with Winks, who's been playing as the holding midfielder.
This is his remit. He's playing as an "8". He's bringing virtually nothing offensively.
SoBangkokSpud - breathtaking, stunning, astounding, astonishing - he definitely, unequivocally is not.
He's doing really basic, routine stuff, not defending particularly well, certainly not exceptionally, creating hardly anything, not even much in pre build up (only a fraction more than Winks our holder). But a couple of times a game he'll charge up field and everyone will go oooooh "Majestic".
Here's what "really good" looks like from a right side CM paying the same CM3 remit as Sissoko:
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Our American friends will have a much deeper appreciation of this but, whilst useful, be wary of stats. They’ve been obsessed with sports stats long before we really got hold of them, particularly in assessing potential college athletes before they go into the NFL / NBA etc. FG %, pass completion rates, rushing yards and so on. The NFL combine in fact is a very good example of how players are assessed to the nth degree...but it’s widely acknowledged that it doesn’t mean that much. The best wide receiver is rarely the fastest, and the best lineman is rarely the strongest. Hence why you often hear about the ‘eyeball’ test, and people here banging on about ‘going to games’.I think this is a well-written and informative post BC. I don't really understand the abuse it has generated.
Q: How reliable are those Statsbomb star charts? Are they entirely consistent and uniform? Do other companies produce other versions that tell different stories? Or are they, within the terms of the individual indicators, an absolute 'truth'?
The guy has a huge work rate, is a top athlete, but his technical ability is about League 1 standard.
I think this is a well-written and informative post BC. I don't really understand the abuse it has generated.
Q: How reliable are those Statsbomb star charts? Are they entirely consistent and uniform? Do other companies produce other versions that tell different stories? Or are they, within the terms of the individual indicators, an absolute 'truth'?