FFS! There's another excuse for my forehead expansion gone.Or perhaps like me he is a massive shagger with a Velcro headboard
That‘s my slap head excuse and I’m sticking to it
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FFS! There's another excuse for my forehead expansion gone.Or perhaps like me he is a massive shagger with a Velcro headboard
That‘s my slap head excuse and I’m sticking to it
Long enough to end lunch as ongoing endeavour....long enough
Can you see his eyebrows through a filtered lens though?I suppose he could have overdone the lighter fuel when lighting the BBQ for his steak and chicken, but he doesn’t seem to have fucked his eyebrows up . Therefore I’m going with the genetics argument
Yeah, that's what the Wife told me as well...I now just have it all shaved off and don’t bother with the shagging
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I suppose I should be flattered , but strangely I’m not
I’m willing to bet any money if you find a picture of Skipps dad and Devines, they are most likely bald. It’s genetics. Not because he eats chicken and steak ffs
I still think genetics is more likely than him not having toe nail clippings in his morning avocado smash, or whatever Zest’s latest health advice might beCan you see his eyebrows through a filtered lens though?
Maybe they're painted on...
I think our wife might be a bigamist
100%. I thought u were saying a FB is small and he’s just the same size
100%. I thought u were saying a FB is small and he’s just the same size
Nah mate he's unnecessary big for a full back was just comparing different sports who have full backs as a position.100%. I thought u were saying a FB is small and he’s just the same size
TBH, that really shouldn't make a difference. Rugby players go through the stop/start, explosive sprinting, change of direction at pace etc that Football players do. It's just that they don't have hamstrings made out of wet tissue paper.Nah mate he's unnecessary big for a full back was just comparing different sports who have full backs as a position.
And rugby by comparison because of the physical nature of the sport are a lot bigger and his weight is more comparable to rugby full backs than football.
They don't get hammy pulls?TBH, that really shouldn't make a difference. Rugby players go through the stop/start, explosive sprinting, change of direction at pace etc that Football players do. It's just that they don't have hamstrings made out of wet tissue paper.
Not to the degree that James does
In rugby the ball is in play for about 30 mins and half of that is probably in the scrum. Backs in rugby are a lot less active than footballers and are bigger to withstand collisionsTBH, that really shouldn't make a difference. Rugby players go through the stop/start, explosive sprinting, change of direction at pace etc that Football players do. It's just that they don't have hamstrings made out of wet tissue paper.
Fair point.In rugby the ball is in play for about 30 mins and half of that is probably in the scrum. Backs in rugby are a lot less active than footballers and are bigger to withstand collisions
Football on average is in play for 60 minutes. Reece James sprinting up and down the flank at 90kg for that long is definitely an issue for him, he's about 15-20kg heavier than the average prem full back and it has no benefit for him in the sport he plays.
I disagree, Rugby players are nowhere near as agile as footballers (only the really small ones do), and they don't have to turn on a dime and come to a screetching halt the way footballers do.TBH, that really shouldn't make a difference. Rugby players go through the stop/start, explosive sprinting, change of direction at pace etc that Football players do. It's just that they don't have hamstrings made out of wet tissue paper.