Scenes when he's the only player we buy this season.
Gonna kill myself. I'll be right back.
Gonna kill myself. I'll be right back.
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Ex-Spurs Player Paulo Gazzaniga
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But a thread was started with a player that isn't even a Spurs player. Technically for some reason it should go in the general football thread.
Isn't Bakayoko injured and Chelsea bought him, how did he pass his medical?!
I'll miss you babe
This is like a throwback thread. We did this all the time 3 or 4 years ago.
Step 1: Random Twitter rumours of Spurs interest in player; cue YouTube videos.
Step 1A: If YouTube videos are sufficiently sexy, spend 5 pages proclaiming player as next Eriksen/Toby/Dembele.
Step 1B: If YouTube videos are not sufficiently sexy, spend 5 pages condemning cunt journo Twitter gossip.
Steps 2-5: Slowly allow flame for player to fizzle out over 10-18 days; return to cunt offs and Levy bashing/defending
Step 6: Player seen in London; immediately refresh YouTube videos and open thread for the soon to be Spurs legend.
Step 7: Get cunted off for opening thread for obvious waster. Get doubly cunted off if said player has ever eaten a cheeseburger.
Step 8: Vigorously debate who will be sold to make way for new player, which number player will wear, and begin drafting song lyrics in player-specific thread.
Step 9: Patiently await impending club announcement of new signing; check post for speculative shirt buy with player name and anticipated number. Come the fuck on, Levy!
Step 10: Thread moved to general football. Mercilessly shit on chav/gooner/manc mercenary cunt. Get sinbinned for having put the entire community through the ordeal.
Awwwww. Someone !!!
Sorry but forum rules and for people in the know ( nudge,nudge,wink,wink ) this definately translates as Hugo's gone.
#itk
#itk
better than mignolet and karius then
Don't tell me, today's the day isn't it.
We're signing someone.
We're signing someone.
I hope so
Starting a thread before we actually sign a player?
ochfacepalm:
Bienvenue au PSG, Paulo Gazzinga!
I don't want this to sound as a racist joke, but if we're only inches away, then maybe... we should sign more guys like Wanyama?
I think our patience is going to be rewarded soon. After 36 days of the transfer window being opened, it seems as if we are actually going to announce a new football player.