Pick a non-British Tottenham XI.

[SpiderSpurs]

No mention of Nico Claesen or John Chiedozie?

Fucking millennial Philistines.

 

[Moussoko]

Thorstvedt
Carr - Alderweireld - Vertonghen - Assou-Ekotto
Modric - Dembele
Van der Vaart - Eriksen - Ginola
Berbatov

Fucking hell this would be a fantastic midfield and attack to watch

 

[TottenhamAberdeen]

Got to have Nayim in there. He was mustard

 

[Jenny Talia]

So where's Hoddle from?

Hoddle is the autocorrect for Sissoko on his phone.

 

[paddy spur]

Rafa has to make the team I never know a player to so enjoy taking on the scum. It was like he was from Edmonton

 

[matspur]

Fulop

Mabizela Pamarot Chiriches Tramezzani

Lesniak Ghaly Veljkovic

Falque Rasiak N’jie

Could have picked at least three teams of dross. We have certainly scouted some serious Carlos Kickaballs over the years

 

[reachingforthestars]

Lloris

Carr-------Alderweireld------Vertonghen-------Lee

Modric----Davids-----Ardiles

Hoddle----------VDV

Berbatov​

So where's Hoddle from?

 

[Don Giovanni]

[FORMATION=4231,Lloris, Aurier, Aldeweireld, Vertonghen, BAE, Dembele, Modric, VdV, Eriksen, Ginola, Berbatov][/FORMATION]

 

[SpiderSpurs]

Hughton and Galvin are both English/British.

Nope, both played for Ireland, so Irish.

 

[Bill Madrid]

My African XI...

We're short of a goalie but Big Vic told me he kept for his school team, so he gets the shout.

And before anyone says Nayim is Spanish, he is, but he's from Ceuta, a Gib-like Spanish enclave on the north coast of Morocco...

 

[matspur]

Beautiful, just beautiful

 

[Mick Cooper]

[FORMATION=4231,Courtois,Peirera,Samuel,Musacchio,Mendy,Diego,Moutinho,Willian,Rivaldo,Hazard,Suarez][/FORMATION]
The What Could Have Been XI

I think we made enquiries about Pele as well

(Sadly it was last summer)

 

[SaltyBalls]

---------------------------- E Thorstvedt
----------------T Alderwierld------------L Kingov
-----------------------------V Wanyama
-L Modric -----------------M Dembele ---------------Sonny
------------------Ardiles-----------------Eriksen
--------------------------------VDV
-----------------------------Berbatov

Subs: Mido, Mido, Mido, Villa & Big Pav

Just blows my mind that no ones tried a 2-7-1 yet Total Football...

Oh wait... Did we try Sonny at wing back already *thinks*

 

[bus-conductor]

So where's Hoddle from?

Goddammit..

 

[Linesman]

No love for Ricky Villa?

 

[matspur]

So where's Hoddle from?

Another planet

 

[Eli]

Doesn’t have to be the best can be your favourite players combined with some of our more talented foreign signings....
1....Gomes
2....Alderweireld
3....Assou-Ekotto
4....Vertonghen
5....Dembele
6....Freund
7....Ardilles
8....Son
9....Klinsmann
10....Berbatov
11....Ginola

 

[tbonepremier]

Thorstvedt
Kaboul - Fazio - Vertonghen - Assou-Ekotto
Dembele - Sandro
Dos Santos - Paulinho - Chadli
Soldado

 

[Totti]

Lloris
Carr - Alderweireld - Vertonghen - Assou-Ekotto
Modric - Sandro - Dembele
Van der Vaart - Berbatov - Ginola
​

Not much in terms of work rate from that front but fuck it's more than made up for it by that central midfield trio.

 

[Jenny Talia]

OK, here’s one with players not yet mentioned.

Keller
Taricco
Vega
Acimovic
Atouba
Mendes
Zokora
Lamela
Dominguez
Ziegler
Kanoute