Poll: Who do you want most as our next manager?

[Get in!]

The next manager needs to be a cunt. Fire a rocket up the players' arses. The tactics will sort themselves out. We've got enough quality at least in the first XI.

 

[Pippins]

I want someone who jumps up when we score, I want someone who shouts when we concede, I want someone who cheers the players on and off the pitch, I want someone who gives a shit about our club.

I do that now, can I have the job?

 

[Nuts]

Let’s get Scott Parker

 

[zakalwe]

The next manager needs to be a cunt.

Yeah, we already tried that last year.

 

[Danboy Totter]

Let’s get Scott Parker

What's Alan Curbishley up to these days ?

 

[Spursindevon]

I've heard Nuno is available, he got sacked today

 

[Nuts]

I've heard Nuno is available, he got sacked today

I don't think he'll work. The only way you can successfully chant his whole name is if you're a Gregorian monk.

 

[peter merison]

I do that now, can I have the job?

Gladly, I'll help and we can go halves on the 7 million

 

[The Swellhead Spur]

Inter in big money issues and Conte has refused to do a press conference again, throw everything at him

You're welcome

 

[Kiwi]

You're welcome

until he refuses to do one for us?

 

[Seven Sisters]

I confidently predict my eight year old daughter will be the next Spurs manager. She will take over from the retiring Sir (honorary knighthood) Antonio Conte in 2051, after his long and distinguished career at the helm of Spurs, in which he leads us to an unprecedented 84 major domestic and European titles.

It could happen, right?



EDIT: Sir Antonio, on retiring, also claimed a remarkable 21 straight league victories in the NLD without conceding a single goal. The extraordinary run was only arrested by Woolwich’s relegation in 2032, and their subsequent financial liquidation (due to a combination of Aubamayeng’s £2m per week, 25 year contract and a drop in sales of half-half scarfs and half time oat milk lattes)

 

[meaningless-friendly]

Shame on all of you who didn't vote Conte.

Shame!

 

[Matt1882]

You're welcome

Like you, I had a feeling before he left Inter and that was who I wanted. And stuck with that vote and championed his corner the whole way.

Shame on all of you who didn't vote Conte.

Shame!

More shame on those that changed their vote to whatever useless wet prick we looked closest to getting at any given moment. Just so they could either "be seen to back him" or appear to have made the right call.