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BrooklynYid

BrooklynYid

I was in Baghdad when you were in your dads bag
I grew up wanting to be Gazza
If that didn't work- a manager
If that didn't work- a Vet.
If that didn't work- a fireman
If that didn't work- a Marine (that actually worked).
If that didn't work- a chef
If that didn't work- a pornstar
If that didn't work- a musician
The list goes on, and if nothing ever worked I suppose I'd either blow people for drugs or referee.

What type of person seeks out that job? I confess I'm still vomiting at the thought of atkinson and his smug cuntish face, but I was wondering has anyone ever known a referee- or actually done it? I'm sorry if I've offended anyone (it's a gift I have), but what type of person does that job? Now a slight disclaimer here- I'm not talking about refereeing kids in the park on sundays- I mean refereeing adults, and getting all dressed up for it. It screams cunt to me, but maybe I'm wrong.
 
I reckon this is the "fake" BrooklynYid and not James :tongue:

Hope you are well mate.

They all just want a piece of Sian Massey these days, fair enough reason to sign up.
 
They probably started out doing it for £20 on Sundays as a bit of extra pocket money, and if they were judged well and promoted I guess it just snowballs really. The refereeing system also has 'promotion' and 'relegation' so once you start reaching a fairly high level and realise you could earn some serious money doing it, i'm sure you'd focus on it more and have it as an aspiration.
 
Mate of mine is working his way up the ranks and loves it, annoyingly he won't have a bad word said about refs now.
 
It's for people who can't play football but love the game.

Can't knock them to be honest, the abuse they get week in week out for pittance (I'm talking on the way up) is a joke.
 
BrooklynYid said:
I grew up wanting to be Gazza
If that didn't work- a manager
If that didn't work- a Vet.
If that didn't work- a fireman
If that didn't work- a Marine (that actually worked).
If that didn't work- a chef
If that didn't work- a pornstar
If that didn't work- a musician
The list goes on, and if nothing ever worked I suppose I'd either blow people for drugs or referee.

What type of person seeks out that job? I confess I'm still vomiting at the thought of atkinson and his smug cuntish face, but I was wondering has anyone ever known a referee- or actually done it? I'm sorry if I've offended anyone (it's a gift I have), but what type of person does that job? Now a slight disclaimer here- I'm not talking about refereeing kids in the park on sundays- I mean refereeing adults, and getting all dressed up for it. It screams cunt to me, but maybe I'm wrong.
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tbf, wanting to be chef before a porn star signifies something wrong, but then again maybe that's me?
 
tricky said:
BrooklynYid said:
I grew up wanting to be Gazza
If that didn't work- a manager
If that didn't work- a Vet.
If that didn't work- a fireman
If that didn't work- a Marine (that actually worked).
If that didn't work- a chef
If that didn't work- a pornstar
If that didn't work- a musician
The list goes on, and if nothing ever worked I suppose I'd either blow people for drugs or referee.

What type of person seeks out that job? I confess I'm still vomiting at the thought of atkinson and his smug cuntish face, but I was wondering has anyone ever known a referee- or actually done it? I'm sorry if I've offended anyone (it's a gift I have), but what type of person does that job? Now a slight disclaimer here- I'm not talking about refereeing kids in the park on sundays- I mean refereeing adults, and getting all dressed up for it. It screams cunt to me, but maybe I'm wrong.
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tbf, wanting to be chef before a porn star signifies something wrong, but then again maybe that's me?
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I think the vet bit first is more worrying. Rather stick his hand up a dog's arse than his dick up some birds
 
linnet_spur said:
tricky said:
BrooklynYid said:
I grew up wanting to be Gazza
If that didn't work- a manager
If that didn't work- a Vet.
If that didn't work- a fireman
If that didn't work- a Marine (that actually worked).
If that didn't work- a chef
If that didn't work- a pornstar
If that didn't work- a musician
The list goes on, and if nothing ever worked I suppose I'd either blow people for drugs or referee.

What type of person seeks out that job? I confess I'm still vomiting at the thought of atkinson and his smug cuntish face, but I was wondering has anyone ever known a referee- or actually done it? I'm sorry if I've offended anyone (it's a gift I have), but what type of person does that job? Now a slight disclaimer here- I'm not talking about refereeing kids in the park on sundays- I mean refereeing adults, and getting all dressed up for it. It screams cunt to me, but maybe I'm wrong.
Click to expand...
tbf, wanting to be chef before a porn star signifies something wrong, but then again maybe that's me?
Click to expand...

I think the vet bit first is more worrying. Rather stick his hand up a dog's arse than his dick up some birds
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Or dick up some dog's arse?
 
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