We had to win yesterday and we fucked it. Just like we fucked it against Brighton, Sunderland, Forest, palace and all the previous must win games. You know eventually we will run out of must win games.
Except Wolves and Villa obvs
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We had to win yesterday and we fucked it. Just like we fucked it against Brighton, Sunderland, Forest, palace and all the previous must win games. You know eventually we will run out of must win games.
We had to win yesterday and we fucked it. Just like we fucked it against Brighton, Sunderland, Forest, palace and all the previous must win games. You know eventually we will run out of must win games.
I’m not getting this obsession with calling every game a must win. Last night wasn’t must win. It was more a win and we’re probably 99% safe game. Big difference.
A must win is when you literally need those 3 points to climb out the relegation zone because draws are useless and time has run out. With 2 games left, none are truly must win unless West Ham force it to become that situation.
We’re unbeaten in 4. Nobody expected us to beat Brighton when they’d won 5 straight before facing us. We finally got our first win of the year against a Wolves side that had just taken 7 points from Woolwich, Villa and Liverpool in their previous 3 home games. We beat a Villa side everyone said would roll us over. Then got a point at Leeds who haven’t lost since March and had just taken 4 points from away trips to United and Bournemouth.
Can you point to games we’ve messed up this season? Obviously. Every side near the bottom can. That’s why they’re near the bottom. But people acting like every dropped point is some unique collapse and it’s over for us while ignoring the actual form and context is a bit dramatic.
Writing some tables out, I believe there are 36 possible outcomes for the two teams across two matches, but because the prospect of Spam relegating us on goals is unrealistic, of the 36 possible scenarios remaining Spurs are relegated in 7 and Spam are relegated in 29.
Most in this thread feel we are doomed to a loss at the Bridge historically - if we lock in the Chelsea game as a loss, there are only 18 possible outcomes. Spurs are relegated in 6 of them, Spam in 12.
Even if you factor down to worst case, (Chelsea loss, Spam win away at Newcastle) then you have 9 possible outcomes on the final day and we are relegated in 6 of them. That would lead us to the cliff edge, but we would still have no worse than once chance in three on the final day.
What is wrong with you?We are definitely going down. Not possibly or maybe but definitely.
West Ham will get the points they need, even if the PL have to deduct points from us, and our players will be ordered ro stop trying.
I have also heard De Zerbi wants to wipe the 4 game unbeaten run and give back the 8 points we have gained, he feels illegally.
I say we sign a petition asking for our players to cease trying and for the Newcastle and Leeds United players to lay down arms.
To be technical there are 81 ordered combinations possible. Each team has 2 matches with 3 possible outcomes, which means there are 9 combinations per club, and with two clubs that makes 81.It’s 2 x 3 x 2 table ie only 12 possible outcomes; surely .
And ( without working them out ) ; I reckon we’re on top in at least 9 ( if not 10 ) of those outcomes. And that’s factoring in our points and GD advantage.
( Apologies if I’ve got anything wrong: but two teams , two matches to go , only 3 possible results per match etc ) .
Reasons to be cheerful etc .
We had to win yesterday and we fucked it. Just like we fucked it against Brighton, Sunderland, Forest, palace and all the previous must win games. You know eventually we will run out of must win games.
Just to addend this a bit - obviously this is a statement of possibilities not of probabilities, because not all scenarios are equally likely. But to act as though our relegation is now nailed on is simply false.To be technical there are 81 ordered combinations possible. Each team has 2 matches with 3 possible outcomes, which means there are 9 combinations per club, and with two clubs that makes 81.
But these collapse to only 36 different point total combinations which are possible. Because we don't care the order the results come in (only what the final point total is) we treat Win / Draw the same as Draw / Win and thus these evaluate to one possible combination.
And the current state of play says 7 of those combinations see us go down, while 29 see the Spam going down (given our starting with a 2 point lead, and assuming we can't go down on goals)
To be technical there are 81 ordered combinations possible. Each team has 2 matches with 3 possible outcomes, which means there are 9 combinations per club, and with two clubs that makes 81.
But these collapse to only 36 different point total combinations which are possible. Because we don't care the order the results come in (only what the final point total is) we treat Win / Draw the same as Draw / Win and thus these evaluate to one possible combination.
And the current state of play says 7 of those combinations see us go down, while 29 see the Spam going down (given our starting with a 2 point lead)
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Apologies :
I was being hasty and oversimiplified aka WRONG , so
If we and SPAM were equal on points and GD with one game to go ( and not playing one other ) ; there would only be 9 possible different outcomes , thus with two games to go there are 81 possible outcomes but some of those outcomes ( points wise ) would be equivalent . So the total number of outcomes ( points wise ) can be collapsed ; to ( and I’ll take your number ; 36 ) .
I stand corrected ( I was talking nuts ) .
TLDR ; 1 ) don’t ever listen to me ( especially when I’ve taken ale )
2 ) Those are still good numbers for us TBF
Apologies once again.
COYS !
Ah, so 2 out of 6
We had to win yesterday and we fucked it. Just like we fucked it against Brighton, Sunderland, Forest, palace and all the previous must win games. You know eventually we will run out of must win games.
We are definitely going down. Not possibly or maybe but definitely.
West Ham will get the points they need, even if the PL have to deduct points from us, and our players will be ordered ro stop trying.
I have also heard De Zerbi wants to wipe the 4 game unbeaten run and give back the 8 points we have gained, he feels illegally.
I say we sign a petition asking for our players to cease trying and for the Newcastle and Leeds United players to lay down arms.
It’s absolutely horrible luck that we now have to try to save ourselves at a ground where we are absolutely dreadful and never ever win, and we have to go to the Bridge firstLike I said before; our Home record is what’s going to kill us
Notabadsquad is just being facetious/sarcastic.What is wrong with you?
I know you are a spammer but this is the longest wind up in history.