Sure. But he is more competent in front of goal with his noggin, so he AT LEAST gets a 0.5/10

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Sure. But he is more competent in front of goal with his noggin, so he AT LEAST gets a 0.5/10

Analyze Tottenham's remaining fixturesi ask grok
what do you think will tottenham stay in the premier league ?
Tottenham are in serious danger of relegation this season (2025/26), and right now I'd say their chances of staying in the Premier League are probably around 40-45% at best. It's a shocking situation for a club that's been a regular top-half (and often European) side for years.
Current situation (as of late April 2026)
- Tottenham sit 18th in the table with 34 points from 34 games (roughly 8 wins, 10 draws, 16 losses).
- They're 2 points behind 17th-placed West Ham (36 points), while Leeds (40) and Nottingham Forest (39) look relatively safer.
- Wolves and Burnley are already down, so only one more spot remains.
- They've been winless in the league throughout 2026 until a very recent 1-0 win over already-relegated Wolves — their first victory of the calendar year. That snapped a horrible run (something like 0 wins in 14+ games before), but it wasn't enough to lift them out of the drop zone.
This is historically bad for Spurs — the first time in decades they've been in the relegation zone this late in a season.
Why it's gone so wrong
- Managerial chaos: They've chopped and changed bosses mid-season (Thomas Frank → Igor Tudor as interim → Roberto De Zerbi in late March). De Zerbi is a good coach with an attacking style, but he's had very little time to implement anything, and results haven't turned around quickly.
- Dreadful form: Almost no wins in 2026, poor goal difference, and injuries hitting key players (e.g. recent mentions of Solanke and others).
- They've dropped from being a non-factor in the relegation talk to being the favourites for the drop in betting markets (often around 8/11 or -140 odds) and models like Opta giving them ~55-60% chance of going down.
Will they stay up?
It's going to be tight with only a handful of games left. Their remaining fixtures include some tough ones (e.g. trips to Aston Villa, Chelsea, Everton), plus a few more winnable ones. A couple of wins could see them leapfrog West Ham, especially if the Hammers slip up.
My honest take:
- They have the squad quality on paper to stay up — better than most of the bottom sides in normal circumstances.
- But momentum, confidence, and the table position are against them. Relegation battles are often decided by mentality and grinding out results, and Spurs have looked fragile for months.
- I'd lean towards them going down (maybe 55-60% likelihood), but football is chaotic — one good run or a rival collapsing and they could scrape 17th. De Zerbi might spark something, and that Wolves win could be a psychological boost.
If you're a Spurs fan, it's proper nervous time. The club has the resources to bounce back from the Championship (they'd be one of the strongest sides there), but dropping out would be a massive humiliation and financial hit. What do you reckon — do you think they'll survive, or is it curtains?
This word is what scares the shit out of me in this relegation scrap we are in. Especially coming from winning the Europa League just one year ago. Nothing else matters but this humiliation. I feel so disgusted as fan, why wouldn't the executives feel that? I'm so intrigued.If you're a Spurs fan, it's proper nervous time. The club has the resources to bounce back from the Championship (they'd be one of the strongest sides there), but dropping out would be a massive humiliation and financial hit. What do you reckon — do you think they'll survive, or is it curtains?
"better than most of the bottom sides in normal circumstances."i ask grok
what do you think will tottenham stay in the premier league ?
Tottenham are in serious danger of relegation this season (2025/26), and right now I'd say their chances of staying in the Premier League are probably around 40-45% at best. It's a shocking situation for a club that's been a regular top-half (and often European) side for years.
Current situation (as of late April 2026)
- Tottenham sit 18th in the table with 34 points from 34 games (roughly 8 wins, 10 draws, 16 losses).
- They're 2 points behind 17th-placed West Ham (36 points), while Leeds (40) and Nottingham Forest (39) look relatively safer.
- Wolves and Burnley are already down, so only one more spot remains.
- They've been winless in the league throughout 2026 until a very recent 1-0 win over already-relegated Wolves — their first victory of the calendar year. That snapped a horrible run (something like 0 wins in 14+ games before), but it wasn't enough to lift them out of the drop zone.
This is historically bad for Spurs — the first time in decades they've been in the relegation zone this late in a season.
Why it's gone so wrong
- Managerial chaos: They've chopped and changed bosses mid-season (Thomas Frank → Igor Tudor as interim → Roberto De Zerbi in late March). De Zerbi is a good coach with an attacking style, but he's had very little time to implement anything, and results haven't turned around quickly.
- Dreadful form: Almost no wins in 2026, poor goal difference, and injuries hitting key players (e.g. recent mentions of Solanke and others).
- They've dropped from being a non-factor in the relegation talk to being the favourites for the drop in betting markets (often around 8/11 or -140 odds) and models like Opta giving them ~55-60% chance of going down.
Will they stay up?
It's going to be tight with only a handful of games left. Their remaining fixtures include some tough ones (e.g. trips to Aston Villa, Chelsea, Everton), plus a few more winnable ones. A couple of wins could see them leapfrog West Ham, especially if the Hammers slip up.
My honest take:
- They have the squad quality on paper to stay up — better than most of the bottom sides in normal circumstances.
- But momentum, confidence, and the table position are against them. Relegation battles are often decided by mentality and grinding out results, and Spurs have looked fragile for months.
- I'd lean towards them going down (maybe 55-60% likelihood), but football is chaotic — one good run or a rival collapsing and they could scrape 17th. De Zerbi might spark something, and that Wolves win could be a psychological boost.
If you're a Spurs fan, it's proper nervous time. The club has the resources to bounce back from the Championship (they'd be one of the strongest sides there), but dropping out would be a massive humiliation and financial hit. What do you reckon — do you think they'll survive, or is it curtains?
i mean i just grok because im bored and i donk know ,"better than most of the bottom sides in normal circumstances."
Hard disagree. We're absolutely pony in practically all aspects apart from CB.
Notice the losses its with this team yet we have injuries and shit forward line and expect 3 pointsi mean i just grok because im bored and i donk know ,
in the end nothing any expert or supercomputer or ai says matters
all that matters is what we gonna do in the next game and then in the next game
the only positive i see right now is that we won the game today (last win vs wolves was 8/20/2022)
now its villa which can go anything from 5-0 trashing to 0-5 losing
Here are the last 10 competitive matches between Tottenham Hotspur and Aston Villa (including Premier League and cups), listed in reverse chronological order (most recent first):
- 10 Jan 2026 – FA Cup R3: Tottenham 1–2 Aston Villa
- 19 Oct 2025 – Premier League: Tottenham 1–2 Aston Villa
- 16 May 2025 – Premier League: Aston Villa 2–0 Tottenham
- 9 Feb 2025 – FA Cup: Aston Villa 2–1 Tottenham
- 3 Nov 2024 – Premier League: Tottenham 4–1 Aston Villa ← Tottenham's most recent win
- 10 Mar 2024 – Premier League: Aston Villa 0–4 Tottenham
- 26 Nov 2023 – Premier League: Tottenham 1–2 Aston Villa
West ham always pull out a big result, they probably get something at Woolwich then win another 2 job done.We need 40 points thats thw safe zone
West ham need 1 win and 1 draw
We need 2 wins from 4 leeds and everton are hugggge games
Cant believe im supporting Woolwich then but needs mustWest ham always pull out a big result, they probably get something at Woolwich then win another 2 job done.
This word is what scares the shit out of me in this relegation scrap we are in. Especially coming from winning the Europa League just one year ago. Nothing else matters but this humiliation. I feel so disgusted as fan, why wouldn't the executives feel that? I'm so intrigued.
My man, I love a bit of Grok. But listing our last 10 games against villa is pointless as we were a different team with a different manager under different circumstances. #justsayini mean i just grok because im bored and i donk know ,
in the end nothing any expert or supercomputer or ai says matters
all that matters is what we gonna do in the next game and then in the next game
the only positive i see right now is that we won the game today (last win vs wolves was 8/20/2022)
now its villa which can go anything from 5-0 trashing to 0-5 losing
Here are the last 10 competitive matches between Tottenham Hotspur and Aston Villa (including Premier League and cups), listed in reverse chronological order (most recent first):
- 10 Jan 2026 – FA Cup R3: Tottenham 1–2 Aston Villa
- 19 Oct 2025 – Premier League: Tottenham 1–2 Aston Villa
- 16 May 2025 – Premier League: Aston Villa 2–0 Tottenham
- 9 Feb 2025 – FA Cup: Aston Villa 2–1 Tottenham
- 3 Nov 2024 – Premier League: Tottenham 4–1 Aston Villa ← Tottenham's most recent win
- 10 Mar 2024 – Premier League: Aston Villa 0–4 Tottenham
- 26 Nov 2023 – Premier League: Tottenham 1–2 Aston Villa
I dread to think. But, the impossible can still happen. No point ruling us out for obvious reasons but it's going to be a very painful watch. And I'm here for every minute of it like a true masochist. 
our tactics will be "hope"Notice the losses its with this team yet we have injuries and shit forward line and expect 3 points
My man, I love a bit of Grok. But listing our last 10 games against villa is pointless as we were a different team with a different manager under different circumstances. #justsayin
Losing Simon's today was a BIG loss. Who are we going to play in the number 10? Conor fuggin Gallagher maybe?!? I dread to think. But, the impossible can still happen. No point ruling us out for obvious reasons but it's going to be a very painful watch. And I'm here for every minute of it like a true masochist.
It’s ridiculous that today's win is the first since December.
I reckon the chelsea game will do us
I think they will lose the next 3. I reckon we need two winsWe need 40 points thats thw safe zone
West ham need 1 win and 1 draw
We need 2 wins from 4 leeds and everton are hugggge games
I hope im wrong but we will lose to villa and draw with leeds