Ridiculous Transfer Rumor of the Day

[Steed_Train]

Not totally convinced about Sturridge. Why is he still behind Spaniard Barbie in the pecking order?

Torres is the football equivalent of your Mum buying you a horrible jumper for Christmas

 

[VirginiaSpur]

The BBC gossip page said Chelsea wanted BAE to replace Cashley.

Cunts.

Funniest/saddest thing about this is that if BAE were to make the move he'd miraculously be vastly higher rated by most people, overnight.

 

[Flav]

NEVER EVER POST TRANSFER TAVERN LINKS ON THE FC AGAIN!

Horrible vile website.

 

[Cripps14]

I think Sturrigde would be a good addition to the squad. And seeing as he wants to leave Chelsea he can't be such a massive cunt.

Also it would be hilarious if we stole another player on the Liverpool wishlist.

 

[Erik_Edman]

That post by AberdeenYid was from about a year ago. When Caulker was still on loan at Swansea and apart from BelgianSpur none of us had heard of Johnny Vertical.

Ah shit you're right.

Erm... well... Coloccini's still not good enough for us.

 

[MKYid]

I like Sturridge.Fantastic player.

But I will still be satisfied with just Moutinho in January.Dont think we are in immediate need of a striker.

Will you feel the same when Ade goes to the ACoN and Defoe gets injured?

 

[YidoBuckler]

Can someone edit the thread title to include:defoe: the proper spelling?

 

[VirginiaSpur]

http://www.footballtransfertavern.com/2 ... or-Woolwich



Something tells me that I'm not alone in wanting this to happen. :w00t:

Roman, PLEASE sign for Woolwich. I'm begging you!



I love ridiculous transfer rumors

 

[BalesLeftBoot]

Don't him and Asharvin have a good understanding - its not necessarily a good thing

 

[BUYLEDLEYNEWKNEES]

For a***nal that would be the final nail.

 

[garciasangil]

That is shocking - along with us getting Rio Ferdinand apparently - another reliable source, caughtoffside.com
MEH :think:

 

[Flav]

Both Caughtoffside and Transfer Tavern are no go areas. Don't feed that shite.

 

[VirginiaSpur]

They're all horrible. I like reading transfer rumors but it's all horseshit. I never take them seriously. I had never seen such terrible journalism until I started reading EPL "ITK" rumors.

Flav, you've got an angry center...

 

[Flav]

I hate both them sites. They do make me very very angry.

 

[1882]

oh DOOOOO me a favour! Pav won't go there... 'cos if he did, he'd be a fucking revelation linking up with fellow Russian Andreiyieyiyeiy Arse Shaving... could be a really horrible HORRIBLE move if it happens... which it won't! (even Arsehole Wanker ain't THAT stoopid!)

 

[Sibs]

Tevez to Spurs - various Sunday newspapers

I'd take him on a loan in jan, but nowt else

 

[Thelonious]

He's a massive cunt but a brilliant player. I'm torn, a loan for 6 months would be a compromise I suppose although I can't see it happening

 

[Sibs]

He truly is a ..

I wouldn't want him permanently, but if it gets to Jan 30 and we still have no new striker, then I would take a punt on him for the rest of the season. We'd never afford his wages long term.

Can you imagine him and VDV in the same changing room? All hell would break loose.

Purely from a forum smilie point of view it would be worth it

 

[madsnTHFC]

Not to say how disappointed Defoe and Super Pav will be - Tottenham riots, part 2.

 

[Thelonious]

Spurs are after Rio and Michael Owen and will bid for them in January. :mong: