I had a wallet once ....made out of elephants foreskin.
If you gave it a good rub it turned into a suitcase.
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If you gave it a good rub it turned into a suitcase.
Former wealthiest man in the world Aristotle Onassis had the bar seat covers on his yacht covered in whale foreskin leather. He accordingly took great delight in entertaining beautiful women and revealing what they were sitting on.I had a wallet once ....made out of elephants foreskin.
If you gave it a good rub it turned into a suitcase.
Going to have to catch that on iplayer
sammyspurs , maybe some of these may tickle you:
"Mirosoft bought Skypefor $8.5 billion, LOL idiots, they could have downloaded it for free"
Dele tweets
"Well Tim, I guess my advice to you would be this - make as many saves as you can"
Kasey Keller gives some words of wisdom to fellow countryman Tim Howard after he signed for Man Utd
"Bloody foreigner"
Ossie Ardiles is upset by diving from Boro's Bosko Jankovic
"There's no better feeling in the world than to win in the last minute, though your wife might disagree."
Martin Jol gets fruity
"Yes I swear a lot. But the advantage is that having played abroad, I can choose a different language to the referee's".
Jurgen Klinsmann
I drove past a prison the other day and noticed someone climbing down the wall
Thought it was a little condescending
Where’s my coat?
:walkercry:
You stay there...I'll get it for you
Admittedly I am easily pleased but it did make my afternoon.Going to have to catch that on iplayer
"Rather than shouting at the tv, why don't you keep your mouth shut and keep all that hot air in, at least you might do the rest of us some good by internally combusting you stupid man".
The Wife.
The Wife.
We've all done it!....I once sneezed and loudly broke wind involuntary at the same time.
It was very socially awkward.
What a cock.
Wrong thread Baz!!
You stay there...I'll get it for you
I cocked it up anyway
Should have said that the person climbing
the wall was a dwarf 
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Just put this up in the rugby thread but thought I'd share it in here too. Make sure you have the sound switched on at the bottom of the clip after pressing 'play'....
Think
Mrs Perryman
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Think
Mrs Perryman
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Just watched the programme, loved the fact that he left the stickers on.
Just put this up in the rugby thread but thought I'd share it in here too. Make sure you have the sound switched on at the bottom of the clip after pressing 'play'....
Think
Brilliant, glad you posted this on here, as I wouldn't be going anywhere near the rugby thread
I'd love a set of those stickers!