I know this is an 'old songs' thread, but seeing as a few are bemoaning the lack of anything new, I thought this would be a good thread to point out, that somehow, under the radar, we've managed to accumulate a different song for EVERY PLAYER!! (except Dawson and Lennon, who ironically BOTH have the same 'One...' song!)
So here it is, a run down of our current first-team players unique songs/chants:
LORIS - Hugo, Hugo! (OK, not a great start)
WALKER - 500 Miles/Kyle Walker, Kyle Walker.,.
VERTONGHEN - He came from Amsterdam...
Dawson - See Lennon!
EKOTTO - 7 Nations Army/ Benoit Assou-Eko-to!
SANDRO - Tottenham Hotspur's Brazilian YIDDO!
DEMBELE - Whoah Dembele, he's a Yid
PARKER - Super Scotty Parker (shares that one with Jan, admittedly!)
HOLTBY - Lew Lew Lew Lew Lew Lew Lew Lew-is Holt-by!
Lennon - (See Dawson!)
BALE - HEEE was born to play for Spurs,,,,
DEFOE - Jermaine Defoe, He's a YIDDO!
ADE - this is the best team, you've ever played for!
Also AVB has his 'let it be' and Do-Do-Do, Andre Villas Boas!
And if that's not enough, tell me how many clubs have a song reserved for their ASSISTANT COACH?
I know Stefan Freund loved me as a player, but it's fucking great that we still sing it for the goal celebrating touchline monster!!!
So come on, let's not give ourselves a hard time with the 'originality' here, apart from Dawson/Lennon, we've got an entire squad's worth of individual songs in our repertoire... We could spend the first 15 minutes of each game just singing about our starting 11!!!!!
Incidentally, a quick burst of; "When you're Smiling, Michael Dawson, the whole world smiles with you" wouldn't half work... AND it would give Lennon his song back!!