Spurs vs South China

[zin]

Seeing as noone has started a thread, we play in half an hour!

Our line-up - Lloris; Walker, Caulker, Dawson, Rose; Dembele, Parker, Sigurdsson; Lennon, Defoe, Dempsey.

Our subs - Friedel, Gomes, Assou-Ekotto, Fryers, Naughton, Carroll, Huddlestone, Livermore, Townsend.

Meanwhile, there is better news ahead of tomorrow’s third place play off with South China FC
“There are lots of improvements, bearing in mind we brought a squad with a few injuries,” AVB added.
“Jake Livermore has come back to training, Lewis Holtby and a couple of others have progressed and are almost there.
“Sandro is now training once again and Gareth Bale is also near to full training.
“Unfortunately, we won’t see any of them involved apart from Jake, but this is good news compared to when we arrived.”

and meme of the day:

 

[ArcspacE]

Worst OMT since 'Guess the Song' thread

West China 6 - 1 Spurs

David Villa with all 8

Pleat MotM

Zin OUT

 

[grandmachine12]

7-0

Caulks to score all of them

 

[Furball man]

The writings on the wall.

The capitulation starts here folks

#seasonsover

 

[jimmyriggle]

I read somewhere the pitch is still fucked and games could be cancelled?

 

[Furball man]

Nah, it's on although it looks like a beach

Sky sports in case you don't know

 

[Furball man]

Gareth Barry in goal for south china

 

[grandmachine12]

Look at them all singing Glory Glory

Seems really strange to me, not sure why

 

[ArcspacE]

Have we scored yet?

Soldado out

 

[pdxspur]

3am... I'm hammered... let's do this


where the fuck is Ade?

 

[ArcspacE]

3am... I'm hammered... let's do this

Where do you hail from?

 

[pdxspur]

commentator just said that Spurs can be dangerous from set plays... ok buddy

 

[pdxspur]

Where do you hail from?

I'm in Portland, OR (PDX)

 

[pdxspur]

Where the fuck is Harry Kane?

 

[Tucker]

Where the fuck is Harry Kane?

He isn't allowed to play in Hong Kong because the chinese fear him to be some kind of mythical dragon like man beast.

 

[pdxspur]

That makes sense to me. I just assumed teens at the airport thought he was Ryan Gosling and tore him to shreds

 

[jimmyriggle]

1-0!
Grory Grory Tottenham hotspur

 

[Nick "Trevor" Sharp]

I didn't realise this game was being played at Stamford Bridge

 

[gaz]

we're gonna win the league

 

[Tucker]

Are we playing dwarves? Defoe looks like a fucking giant out there. And Lennon looks average height.