Just look on social media, Newcastle fans pissing themselves.
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Transfers Summer 2016 Transfer Window Thread
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Pissed mate, it's spelt "pissed".
Wouldn't surprise me in the slightest.. They should know.. I'd have been pissed off if we paid 10m for him.. Bullet well and truly dodged..
To be fair, Everton have made a good start to the season and already had a good team. Their chairman is showing ambition by getting in the players Koeman wants.
Wew lads, 10,000 rep...
Wew lads, 10,000 rep...
I can't think of a more glorious clusterfuck day to get it than sticking with you lot through the evening.
Was going to say it's a sign that Sissoko will sign for us, but...
:chadliblow:
Congratulations. Do you have a few words for your fans ?
No actually, your wrong. considering all the extra money flowing in to the club, plus the fact were millions of quids in profit during this window, I foolishly thought that maybe, just for once, Levy would pay the money to get the manager his player.
Cheeky bid for Balotelli as a 3rd striker? Wilshere in as a water boy?
If Koeman had wanted Sissoko all along, he'd have got him before today. And if Koeman wants Bolasie, then Koeman is a clown.
Doing a Leeds, not worth the money, we don't need those players blah blah.
Popped in to see how things were, been a while, déjà-vu.
We've got a good 13-14, after that we're guessing. Hopefully more kids will step up to Champions League and top 4 quality overnight (having had virtually no senior football at any level).
Fingers crossed we get better than last year when we settle down, here's praying for that and mega injury/suspension luck again.
I'd rather we spent 3 x £90,000,000 on Pogba than spend one 1/3 of £90,000,000 on Sissoko.
Haha, Newcastle fans are butchering Sissoko and Everton for that.
Do carry on weeping though, lads.
Do carry on weeping though, lads.
Too late now for a 'left field' signing, anything done now would have been in the pipeline for a good few hours at least. Think we're done - shame as I really thought we needed someone else in to push Eriksen and give us another option up top.
Then take off the £5m they owe for YedlinYou will just have to take the transfer fee goggles off if we sign Sissoko and just see that he's an upgrade on Mason.
If it is indeed £30,000,000. Just take off the £13,000,000 we got for Mason and it doesn't seem too bad..
Does it..
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Oh never mind, scratch that. He's currently faulty.McGinn
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Scratch that, our experts said they just ran out of stock on him!Zaha
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HOLY CRAP 52 funnies! My most funnied post of this thread and of mine all time haha. Loved doing this maybe I'll do a melt one in a couple of hours :eriksenlol: