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Gallagher & Brennan Johnson in and bus-conductor bus-conductor to finally end ENIC by mounting an all out assault on Joe Lewis' yacht.
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Not again...

Those three games are hardly statistically significant. What is significant is that it's very rare for a team to have basically their entire starting 11 score 4/5 goals each while their front line do jack shit.

Well it's 8.57% of a 70 goal tally.

Call it what you like in terms of significance, but statistically we are 1 goal away from 10% of 70 goals after 7.9% of our games played.

Yeah the starting 11 wont all get 4-5 goals each, but the front line will do more than "jack shit".. statistically.

Realistically I could see us getting something like 16x Son, 11x Richarlison, 8x Maddison, 5x Kulusevski, 4x Solomon, 4x Bentancur, 4x Porro, 3x Udogie, 3x Perisic, 5x from Romero & Ven combined.. that's over 60. 5 own goals, then 1-3 from Emerson, Sarr, Skipp/Hojbjerg, any new signings this week or January to chip in with a few.

Doable and realistic. Would like to think a few of those players will exceed those numbers too.
 
We are one CB injury away from total disaster, yet our "priority" is an unspectacular winger for twice as much as he is worth.

Just surreal levels incompetence going on, now.

#BaldCuntShambles
 
I know. You prefer to spend your time melting down over other people melting down.
It's a bit weird and freaky, but each to their own I guess 🤷‍♀️

Not JT the person who's only worthwhile and meaningful content only goes as far as constantly trying to get a rise out of people, blatant lies and tags people in every thread purely because your lonely and desperately want attention, now I know you're not trying to talk to me :sonpoint:
 
Then pay up the contract and fuck them off. At the very least say you'll be playing with the u21s at best and not allow them anywhere near the squad. We must be able to incentivise them to leave somehow

I'm sure if we gave Ndombele 20m quid he'd happily fuck off but that sets a seriously bad precedent with everybody else we want rid of.......

NDOMBELE: YEARS LEFT 2 = 20.8m
LLORIS: YEARS LEFT 1 = 5m
DIER: YEARS LEFT 1 = 4.4m
SANCHEZ: YEARS LEFT 1 = 3.3m
REGUILLON: YEARS LEFT 2 = 5m
TANGANGA: YEARS LEFT 2 = 2.6m
SESSENGON: YEARS LEFT 2 = 6m
PERISIC: YEARS LEFT 1 = 9.2m
PEH: YEARS LEFT 2 = 10.6m
SPENCE: YEARS LEFT 4 = 5.2m
GIL: YEARS LEFT 3 = 6M

= £78.1m

Ouch.
 
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This fucking chairman, absolutely zero desire to win trophies, we’re the Marks and Spencer’s version of Everton, a rudderless clown club with just enough talent not to be complete shiete.

Massive feel good factor built up from the start of the season all undone in the last 24 hours by dicking around in the cup and getting sucked in the TW

Sell a generational player and end up with a £11m net spend - selling before we can buy shiete whilst Chelsea blow half a billion and the scum £200m - wouldn’t surprise me if Luton end up with a higher net spend whilst ado forking out on their ground.

Let’s have it then Levyistas, defend your lord and master on this one
You're getting confused there, sparky. Levy didn't select the team yesterday. Ange did.

And spending is not the issue. It's smart spending that's been the issue. I couldn't care less if we spent half a billion or half a pound. But whatever it is, it better be smart, it better strengthen us, and it better not end up in amassing the deadwood we have amassed. Because the stupid spending from 2019 until Paratici came in, and for which Levy is clearly at fault, is what has been hamstringing us. So until we fully clear out those mistakes, our transfer windows will be far from ideal.

We fucked up in past years and we're paying for these mistakes now. And to think that all will be set straight in one transfer window is just downright stupid and detached from reality. And it's even more stupid and knee-jerk when reactions like yours are triggered by us not signing a player of dubious health on a one-year fucking loan.
 
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