Having met you, and shook your hand, it’s comforting to know you didn’t have a wank earlier that day.Never have a wank on match day
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Having met you, and shook your hand, it’s comforting to know you didn’t have a wank earlier that day.Never have a wank on match day
Try Captain Kirk's shop. Shatner Pants.
Hampshire’s ‘The Big Lucky Pants Shop’.
I went there once. It was pants.
I tend to post negative shit in order to be proved wrong.
I did after I shook your hand mate. And I didn’t wash for days afterHaving met you, and shook your hand, it’s comforting to know you didn’t have a wank earlier that day.
How’s the Hippie look working out for you?I wonder if any other fan has had any weird superstitions whilst supporting our great team.
One of mine was I had a haircut just before the 1991 FA cup final and have had one before any subsequent final we have played, hoping for a similar result. Hasn't always worked.
Another was I would always stick to the same pub as long as we were winning. To change pubs was not an option even if it was a shit pub.
Edit: I didn't have the money to go to all the games i'd like to at the time and didn't have Sky through the nineties so the pub was the only option for me.
We need to know. Where can buy these lucky pants?
It all makes perfect sense to a football fan.So many..............
Don't drink out of my Spurs mug on matchdays, have to wear my Spurs wristband on my left arm and my Spurs ring on my right hand. I have to wear my lucky navy blue bra. Always use the posh loo at Wembley. Never wearing red is a given. Never watch us take a penalty. I know it's illogical and nothing I do will make a difference to the result but it doesn't stop me carrying on regardless!
I eat a chocolate roll from the bakery next to our pub at halftime of every game and it's usually good for a second half goal. At half time of Barcelona, I bought all the remaining ones and handed them out and we qualified. It's science.
How’s the Hippie look working out for you?
Do you tie the hair up in a Bun? Ponytail? Or do you just let those flowing locks swing in the wind....
:eriksenlol:
And their Fanny's come in packs.I still think of Americans confusing pants with trousers quite amusing.