The Mighty Spurs - Swans

[ThePreacher]

Looks like Poch has put a rocket up their arse..

 

[Bazali]

not on premier inn wifi it doesnt

Well don’t be a cheapskate and upgrade to the faster one!

 

[Builder]

Poch should bring on the Swamp Thing.

 

[1882]

Alan Smith reckons the pitch is holding up well considering they play Wugby on it.. Not really sure what he means.

that's Wacist!

 

[ThePreacher]

Trippier has regressed.

 

[Dr Rocktopus]

There are folk on here writing as if they have never seen a game o fitba in the pishin rain afore. Southern cunts

Well I hope you’re happy. You just broke ‘Google Translate’.

 

[Mick Cooper]

Well don’t be a cheapskate and upgrade to the faster one!

Fair point

Edit
Actually it isn't. It's not the speed it's the net nanny that stops video streams

Except acestream, and then it's because I can't be arsed to pay the extra

 

[Lamela's Favela]

Glide: unpowered flight; or quiet continuous flight.

That's only quiet and continuous because it's a GIF. You'd shit yer knickers if ye stood by a bunch o gazelles givin it yeeha across the plain. I bet there'd be fuck all quiet and unpowered about that. The only continuous thing would be the shite running doon yer leg

Fucken millenials

Fucken old cunts need to die off.

 

[SouthStand Billy]

The silence is unbelievable.

 

[1882]

An ex-player scoring a clearly offside goal...
That's Swanseaey!

 

[SausageVince]

Can you smell burnt toast?

Does that mean I’m about to have a stroke?

 

[SausageVince]

The silence is unbelievable.

Deafening, even?

 

[ThePreacher]

3pt conversion from Son..

 

[SouthStand Billy]

Oooo heavy rain expected in 10 - 15 mins..

 

[SausageVince]

Fucken old cunts need to die off.

Did you make that ya cunt?

 

[Totti]

Sons been dreadful - one of those games I guess.

 

[SausageVince]

Well I hope you’re happy. You just broke ‘Google Translate’.

The fuck are you, like? The cunt that makes the ice cream?

 

[ThePreacher]

Fabianski back to his best i see..

 

[ShutUpPatrik]

Sons been dreadful - one of those games I guess.

You can't dribble well or do quick speedy runs on a pitch that state.

 

[Totti]

You can't dribble well or do quick speedy runs on a pitch that state.

I guess no one at Spurs reads the weather forecast.