Transfers The Summer Transfer Edging Thread 2025

[Notabadsquad]

He’s going to make them an offer they can’t refuse

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View: https://m.youtube.com/shorts/5b0l0md1EJo

 

[citizenabel]

Better than my chat up line.

Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven? Because your face looks really fucked up.

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...and mine "can I borrow your face to go ratting?"

 

[James Cook]

He’s going to make them an offer they can’t refuse

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Send for Luca Brasi.

 

[Doom_Spur]

Someone I used to work with used his inhaler to try and pick up women on nights out.

He'd pretend to have an asthma attack in front of a group of women and when they said something like "are you okay, do you have asthma?" he'd snap out of out and say "No. You just took my breath away".

Turned out he was actually a nonce and is now on the sex offenders register.

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[starmagsi]

Someone I used to work with used his inhaler to try and pick up women on nights out.

He'd pretend to have an asthma attack in front of a group of women and when they said something like "are you okay, do you have asthma?" he'd snap out of out and say "No. You just took my breath away".

Turned out he was actually a nonce and is now on the sex offenders register.

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All things considered, this could be the high point of this thread so far.

 

[5purs]

Morgan Gibbs-White and Eberechi Eze in the same window would take some seriously good cleaning products to remove so much egg, we're probably looking at industrial grade

 

[TottsAmazeballs]

Actually it's him walking off the pitch in a completely normal manner.

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I thought the 'noise' was at him being subbed (in the vid), but apparently there's another moment where it's just him going back on the pitch on his own at the end. Does seem a little goodbye-ish.

 

[TottsAmazeballs]

Morgan Gibbs-White and Eberechi Eze in the same window would take some seriously good cleaning products to remove so much egg, we're probably looking at industrial grade

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There is zero, ZERO, chance we get MGW this window, if ever. He would never put his family in jeopardy like that.

Kudus, Savinho and Eze (et al.) in one window would be 10/10. No arguments.

 

[Doom_Spur]

There is zero, ZERO, chance we get MGW this window, if ever. He would never put his family in jeopardy like that.

Kudus, Savinho and Eze (et al.) in one window would be 10/10. No arguments.

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I agree.

Then next summer go for very top level cm and we're looking good.

 

[5purs]

There is zero, ZERO, chance we get MGW this window, if ever. He would never put his family in jeopardy like that.

Kudus, Savinho and Eze (et al.) in one window would be 10/10. No arguments.

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I think you might have misread that mate lol

 

[Macch]

What’s Eze doing right now???

Anyone have eyes on Eze?

 

[Hampshire Spur]

Don paratici is there to conclude. I just hope parish dont show him his stables then rejects the deal.

 

[kingdawson]

Glasner says that he expects Eze to play for Palace on Thursday.

 

[Aussies Dream]

View: https://x.com/allthings__thfc/status/1957101015150305375?s=46

 

[BJK]

After spending a fortune on their frontline three United still need;

a goalkeeper
a right wingback
a central midfielder or two
a centre back or two

Filling the squad with Ten Hag's handpicked dross has set them back for years.

 

[Doom_Spur]

Glasner says that he expects Eze to play for Palace on Thursday.

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Hes just saying what he needs to tbh.

If we leave it that long then the fans are going to start to get seriously pissed off. We need him signed and in training by Wednesday.

 

[Macch]

Glasner says that he expects Eze to play for Palace on Thursday.

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Fun week ahead !!

 

[TottsAmazeballs]

I think you might have misread that mate lol

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Was it an 'egging' joke? Sorry, I've had a lot of sun today.

 

[dudu]

Hes just saying what he needs to tbh.

If we leave it that long then the fans are going to start to get seriously pissed off. We need him signed and in training by Wednesday.

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Only stupid fans.

By all accounts he is seemingly coming to spurs.... hopefully they get someone lined up behind the scenes in the next few days so the deal can finally go through.

 

[TottsAmazeballs]

Only stupid fans.

By all accounts he is seemingly coming to spurs.... hopefully they get someone lined up behind the scenes in the next few days so the deal can finally go through.

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Is that a .com? I can't seem to find it.