BEK £32m Leicester to Palace - agreed but not signed contract yet
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Transfers The Summer Transfer Edging Thread 2025
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Relax, everyone. This deal is as good as done.
How do I know?
Well, I just so happened to pick up none other than Fabio Paratici in my Uber from Selhurst Park. It took me a few minutes to realise it was actually him, but then his phone rang. Judging by the tone (and the amount of swearing), I’m fairly sure it was Vinai or Daniel Levy on the other end.
Fabio wasted no time laying into poor Johan Lange. “Yeah, all sorted now — had to fix the mess Johan left. Amateur hour stuff.” He continued on the phone, gesturing wildly as most Italian men do, while I tried to focus on the road and not crash from the sheer weight of the ITK unfolding in my backseat.
I was desperate to ask about the Eze deal, but my courage kept bottling it somewhere between my stomach and my… loins. The silence grew unbearable as we neared Tottenham Hotspur Stadium.
Finally, I cracked.
“Er, Fabio… any truth in the rumours about Eberechi Eze to Spurs? I’m a massive fan of the club.”
We pulled up to the stadium gates. I caught his eyes in the rear-view mirror. Without warning, he lurched forward, grabbed a fistful of my hair, and licked my ear like a man possessed. Then, in the most seductive whisper I’ve ever heard, he breathed:
“Eze to Tottenham. Here we go…”
With that, he leapt out of the Uber and disappeared into the chaos of the High Road…
How do I know?
Well, I just so happened to pick up none other than Fabio Paratici in my Uber from Selhurst Park. It took me a few minutes to realise it was actually him, but then his phone rang. Judging by the tone (and the amount of swearing), I’m fairly sure it was Vinai or Daniel Levy on the other end.
Fabio wasted no time laying into poor Johan Lange. “Yeah, all sorted now — had to fix the mess Johan left. Amateur hour stuff.” He continued on the phone, gesturing wildly as most Italian men do, while I tried to focus on the road and not crash from the sheer weight of the ITK unfolding in my backseat.
I was desperate to ask about the Eze deal, but my courage kept bottling it somewhere between my stomach and my… loins. The silence grew unbearable as we neared Tottenham Hotspur Stadium.
Finally, I cracked.
“Er, Fabio… any truth in the rumours about Eberechi Eze to Spurs? I’m a massive fan of the club.”
We pulled up to the stadium gates. I caught his eyes in the rear-view mirror. Without warning, he lurched forward, grabbed a fistful of my hair, and licked my ear like a man possessed. Then, in the most seductive whisper I’ve ever heard, he breathed:
“Eze to Tottenham. Here we go…”
With that, he leapt out of the Uber and disappeared into the chaos of the High Road…
He should step back though Ed he is a little cvnt and the football world all know it.
Chiesa is on massive wages as his former club wanted rid of him due to injuries so his fee to Liverpool about £10m or so.
Chiesa's availability to play continues to be a problem for Liverpool - I think he played less than 45 mins in his first half year at Liverpool.
So I'm delighted Spurs did not follow up their interest and allowed Liverpool to get bragging rights.
Are you ok merl?
There's no way all of that could have happened today driving from Crystal Palace to Tottenham......you'd be stuck in traffic for at least another 4 hours
Oh mate no arguments here , my tongue was firmly in my cheek with the last sentence . As I have said he is lucky he has David Sullivan as someone to keep him off the top spot as worst owner imho
Well someone on x just a posted a picture of parish in Carnaby st
So face to face talks are going well
So face to face talks are going well
You’ll hear from my lawyer’s you optimistic PRICK
He has an office in central London
So you’re admitting Daniel Levy is a divine entity?
The Eze deal is probablly dead. We did not want to pay the money so the deal didn't get done.
Still not the same as us selling a well past his prime Son to the US for 20m
I got a bad feeling about this......... 
If scum now come in, that's it.I got a bad feeling about this.........
They'll pay more + he's a childhood woolwich fan.