Honestly I tried but what do you do when your faced with a paragraph like belowSo, the guys at Statsbomb cooked up a new way to measure the contribution of non-strikers/attacking midfielders. It's really neat, and also highlights the variety of our attack:
Introducing xGChain
Someone took a look at the PL's goalkeepers, and who's good and who isn't:
Chelsea, Tottenham, Liverpool, Man City, Man Utd & Woolwich 'keepers ranked
And James Yorke took a look at Wenger mis-using Ozil:
Is there a hole in Mesut Özil?
"I intend in this article to squeeze one last drop of juice from the desiccated lemon that is expected goals. xG has always served strikers well. xA takes a step back and helps credit creative players that make key passes. But what of the humble pre-assist? And indeed the pre-pre-pre-assist? Do they not"
