Match Tottenham v. Manchester City (Sun Aug. 15 16:30 BST)

[JDK]

I mean, can’t say I’m positive about our XI but what were people realistically expecting?

 

[pakistani-spur]

Nice throwback first XI

 

[Yorkshire_Spurs]

CB, RB and if Kane staying / replacement and we will be ok this season.

Looking forward to the game though worried about Marhez against Reguilon.

I think we can get at the Ake / Mendy side though interested to see if Skipp, Hojberg and Alli can hold their own against Fernandinho, Gundogan and Grealish.

 

[Stov]

Budget Dinosaur instructes by ENIC to start Dierhea, Clownchez and BumDele

A fucking chairman decides the starting lineup

We're a joke club

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Are you 13?

 

[StripiestPilot]

Worst starting 11 against a top club in a decade.

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It doesn’t have Winks or Sissoko so this is false

 

[LEGO Boy]

I'm just watching the game, not listening to a word of the prelim shite and Kane bollocks. Fuck that, game will be torture enough

 

[The Mercurial No.10]

Where's our record fucking fat, lazy waste of talent then? Still on paternity leave is it?

How some continue to make excuses for this absolute clown amazes me.

 

[Larry David]

With Romero, Lo Celso nad Ndombele (big if), hopefully, this is different team.

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Ndombele is done mate, wouldn’t be surprised if he was sold now

 

[Airfixx]

But whatever happens we will do our best apparently

So that's nice

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TFC melts take over Spurs social media for the day:

"Sorry guys; Kanes leaving.... We give up..... Join us in our crying though"


(It's social media bollocks; it's meaningless....... Get over it......)

 

[TonySoprano]

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Fuck me their bench would wipe the floor with us.

 

[JDK]

People complaining about Sissoko and Winks being on the bench even though it’s obvious that Nuno rates Skipp (only 15 league appearances at club) over them. How is that a bad thing?

Certainly seems he’d be willing to be rid of them if we could find a buyer based on the evidence.

 

[The Mercurial No.10]

Dierhea, Clownchez and BumDele start

Davieshit, Dohnkey, Wanks and Shitssoko on the bench

I hate the people who make decisions for this club

WE DESERVE TO LOSE

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You are the absolute worst. Gormless.

 

[Spudulike]

Ndombele is done mate, wouldn’t be surprised if he was sold now

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I fucking hope so!

 

[Furball man]

The meths?

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Mentholated Spirits

 

[Radical Rei]

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Jesus, Bernado and De-Bruyne on the bench faaaakin ell.

 

[CroSpurs]

Ndombele is done mate, wouldn’t be surprised if he was sold now

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I know, it's a big if hahaha, fucking xunt, supported him all the way

 

[Don Giovanni]

interested to see if Skipp, Hojberg and Alli can hold their own against Fernandinho, Gundogan and Grealish.

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They were made to look like amateurs against Kante and Kovakic just 10 days ago

Let's just say they're lucky KdB is not even starting

 

[SoCalSpurs]

Can we have a little bit of positivity here?

Skipp starting over Winks!

 

[ArcspacE]

Another monumental ENIC / Levy transfer window fuck up

Dier / Sanchez CB

No Romero

No Kane

No Ndombele

Winks and Sissoko still in contention

Fuck off!

 

[Marcus Agrippa]

i think the melting is justified. in theory and paper we have a dog shit starting eleven agaisnt the best team in the country. Things could get ugly fast. This is a terrible selection.

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It’s actually a total myth this #11. We played it a handful of times and had a poor record with it.

We were far better with Dier as part of a back 3.